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DJ Khaled’s gonna hate SINNERS, but Junior Soprano would absolutely love it

getting a bit tiring to think "ah yay, the worst people you know are having a great day" several times a week, every single week

Throwing my Oscar predictions into the ring. Having watched the incredibly STINKY Emilia Perez today, all I want is for that film to not win anything, but it SUUUUUCKS

We sure are looking forward to more Kathryn Hunter

Kendrick absolutely smoked that.

#TheTraitors I'm confused. Is this a happy ending or a sad ending?

What’s Up Doc? just floored me. What a treat

I don’t think this series of The Traitors has really hit the chaotic highs of last series, but boy is it fun watching a lot of very silly people do very silly things because they think they’re being smart

As ever.

LEGEND truly has the juice. He’s maybe the Gladiator GOAT. No-one’s doing it like him

Don’t think I’ve been this affected by a death of someone I didn’t know since the one-two punch of Bowie and Prince. Seeing Mulholland Drive for the first time was a formative cinematic experience for me. And then the more I dug into and unpacked his work, the more I fell in love

Here’s my Top 20 Albums of 2024. One of the easiest lists to put together, with so so much good stuff!

Friends fear he’s filling another note book with absolutely unhinged scribbles, numbers, and letters. That’s right, I’m already obsessed with Lorelei and the Laser Eyes

This may be the single most stupid quote I have seen this year.

Oh fuck off

More films need to be live action Looney Tunes cartoons. Which is to say HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS is terrific. Some of the best gags I’ve seen in ages

Very happy that I got to talk about potentially my favourite album of 2024, Jessica Pratt’s Here In The Pitch, for @thelineofbestfit.com

Spending Sunday evening like any normal person would: watching a documentary about The History Of Slipping On Banana Peels

What an interview!

Surprising absolutely no one, I’ve absolutely rinsed Fontaines DC and Jessica Pratt this year

Every damn time

I have the volume off on the Seahawks game and every time I look over something absolutely unhinged is happening

I wish the Seahawks would just play a normal game of football. 14 points against thanks to stupid special teams mistakes and then Leonard Williams gets a pick six. Just be a normal team!

Tomorrow, be mindful that some people may have traumatic memories resurfacing. Ask before you put the parade on your TV.

I’m taking the sample of SWV’s greatest song on Kendrick Lamar’s new album and really holding space with that youtu.be/7H_o5whdCQA?...

fuck it, it’s time:

Best witch-themed movie out this week tbh…

The BBC Sound Of 2025 list contains *checks notes* two Mercury Prize winners, a renowned group on the live circuit who just put out their third album, a group with a film in Oscar contention, and a slow burning success story who’s had a Number One album and two Top 10 singles this year…

Had completely missed that Nilüfer Yanya, creator of one of my fave albums of the year, did an incredible cover of PJ Harvey’s Rid Of Me until it showed up in The Day of the Jackal youtu.be/LB1GP5XuK5s?...

Another Leeds International Film Fest comes to a close and I’ve seen some true gems. Not least seeing Le Samourai, one of the few Jean-Pierre Melville’s I hadn’t seen, on the big screen