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This bitch Kimmie on Beauty in Black is pissing me tf offff

I’m baaaack

Literally 20 mins left on TikTok and here I am doom scrolling

Great way to start my morning 😒

Chilling in my boo things crib. Snowed in 🥶❄️

who coming with me? 😏

Some of yall NEED a filter

I hate the smell of fried food in my house. That’s why I only fry at my moms house 😊😂

Getting my nails done tomorrow bc it is way overdue

I made chicken legs in the slow cooker and *mwah* chef’s kiss

What’s your comfort show? Mine is Modern Family

I’m moooodyyyyy

Nobody: Me: Out the door you got to go bitch 🎶 Out the door you got to go bitch 🎶

I’m about to take my heated blanket out of retirement bc it’s entirely too cold

Finally deleted TikTok. Instagram, you next.

Texas is a trash ass state.

My internet has been knocked out since yesterday. I hate Texas. With my whole heart.

#bluesky #blacksky

I can’t stand a bitch who doesn’t have her own personality

Maybe I am the problem but DAMN be your own fucking person

You ever met someone who just tries too hard to relate to you? Annoyingggggg

Thank goodness for my WFH job bc it’s COLD AF

Slept like shit but Happy Monday

We’re so desensitized when it comes to tragedy

Literally had to just delete TikTok. I’m seeing way too much death and tragedy on my algorithm

Trying to ween myself off of social media is hard. Especially when it comes to TikTok and IG

Haven’t been here in almost two weeks.

No one: Me: BROKEYYYYYYY

🤭🤭🤭

Hmmmmm

I learned last summer ☺️

I know damn well that ain’t busta promoting Walmart on my tv

Mantra of the Day: Everything I lose creates space for everything I need. ✨

Tonight was fun but I’m tired

Ugh let me get up

Whyyy did I agree to go out tonight? I’m so sleeeepy

Just getting up and I needed a song to play to start my day 🎯

Don’t date white girls. I learned my damn lesson the hard way 🤦🏾‍♀️

Leave them behind

Mi back mi back mi back mi bloodclot back 😩

Even as a lesbian, it takes the right person to put me in my feminine energy. Until then, I’m a whole nigga 🤷🏾‍♀️

Way too much damn money.

I spent $400 today. Smh

Jamie Foxx’s hairline has evolved about 7 different times