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tallestvuldarian.bsky.social
Like if Tobias Animorphs was a Vuldarian.
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submitted 23 hours ago • 250 comments

impossible that a dozen of you liked the skeet where i said i’d kill myself instead of going to work tomorrow #whatdidheknow

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

Calvin and Hobbes doesn’t get enough love for having very realistic parents who love their son but also are just constantly like for fucks sake. Plus they both look like they listen to podcasts. They are very podcast coded.

submitted 20 hours ago • 106 comments

what if instead of “going to work” and “having a job” i “killed myself” and “died.” really makes you think.

submitted 19 hours ago • 3 comments

Ardeth Bay more like Ardeth Bae (this character is literally how i learned i liked men)

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

i’ll be honest; i am *at best* tangentially involved in anything hip hop, but the Meet the Grahams drop *during* the Family Matters drop and then immediately followed by Not Like Us is maybe the most skilled but if media work i’ve very seen. Meet the Grahams i so fucking dark, and then Not Like Us

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

for real though, how are you gonna name a boy Aubrey? that’s some “Boy Named Sue” shit.

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

forget incel, treatler is, i think, the most useful and revealing word invented in a decades.

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

many guitarists are werewolves

submitted 23 hours ago • 9 comments

reached out to a childhood friend who’s blown off my last few attempts to talk to him with an invite to my post-wedding friend celebration. i will be said if he doesn’t respond, but at least i’ll know things have ended.

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

my fiancée just quoted an old Jon Lajoie song to me, so i know what i’ll be doing for the next 19 minutes.

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

got kinda drunk this afternoon. Amy fiancée will be annoyed, i think, and i will deserve it.

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

my fiancée and i say parkour every time we step off a curb. we are unbearably cute.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

i didn’t watch the game, but i assume the Nuggets were robbed (i arbitrarily decided to hate the Thunder sometime last year)

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

i don’t know whether it’s just defensiveness or actually due to how many don’t actually read comics before commenting on them, but it’s very annoying how any time you criticism specific writers (Ennis is the most common) defenders will just assume you haven’t read them. i’ve read Ennis! he sucks!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

tooth hurted when a drank a cold beverage. just going to ignore that.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

i downvote comments i disagree with on Reddit, even if that’s against the rules of the sub. fuck you. make better comments.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

never seen a movie.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

saw a YouTube comment that said “you know if Kevin Garnett ever starts a story with ‘you know what i’m saying?’ the answer is no, because he’s fucking crazy” and ain’t that the truth

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments