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She/her, Mother of dogs, seller of wines, lover of plants
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If I see any Ms Rachel slander on the timeline

This is like people who become motivational speakers about how to be successful, despite the speaker having only been successful at motivational speaking.

Live in Florida. It’s great. We have beaches. We have drywood termites who swarm just as all your favorite flowers begin to bloom, a mating ritual that ends with them *fucking in and then eating your wood house*. The upside? You can pay $1600 to hotbox them with poison. Also no state income tax.

Elon is such an insufferable asshole that he doesn’t realize he’s just describing a friendship here, something he’s clearly never had.

I understand we have a lot going on right now but I believe Ron Desantis might be the most corrupt politician ever in Florida which is wild bc like, we’re FLORIDA.

I am begging anyone with the ability to commission articles in my industry: let trans people write about what is happening to us right now.

My heart breaks for my Alma mater. The student union/HCB/Landis where this broke out are central locations. This is prime time to lounge on Landis Green and enjoy the last good weather for a while. We used to get hot dogs and lemonade and lay out there. The best years ever. These poor fucking kids.

This is a guy I’ve only heard bad stories about who called, texted and left voicemails on my personal and work phones for the past few days. I’d never work for him and if any employer treats you like this while recruiting you just know it’s one million red flags.

As a Floridian I just want to apologize for this dipshit man’s behavior and the fact that Trump made it everyone’s problem

Why every wine region on earth should use a Burgundian classification model and it would take 19 hours because I could and would make this case BY REGION (testable regions only otherwise it would be 47 hours)

You truly could not make it up. You could not.

If any hooded tall stranger walked this purposefully towards me on the street, I would’ve pepper sprayed them. I keep the can in my hands for this type of nightmare. If they actually thought these people were dangerous, they wouldn’t walk up on them like this.

Severance is the best tv show of all time.

How was there a time before allergy medicine? My entire respiratory system is surviving on Zyrtec and Flonase rn

She has never had to worry about tariffs and I’m very jealous of her for this

Dogs are so good and I had a lot of bad ideas in my youth but the one childhood dream I had that I stand by (and still hope to accomplish) was to have 20 dogs.

It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!

Every time Tampa gets heavy rains, we end up with a press release about hundreds of thousands of gallons of sewage floating from Tampa and Pinellas into Tampa bay. So like moving forward, I double wouldn’t eat gulf oysters if I were you.

POV: you come home, you have groceries, and you have two dogs

Grace and Daisy met some horses this weekend and they said absolutely not to the concept

They just opened a new one in Tampa! I went to donate today and it already has so much *good* food to help neighbors. I burst into happy tears in my car. It’s the first shred of hope I’ve felt in a month. Masjid Omar Al Mokhtar 1307 W North B St Tampa, FL 33606 United States

Outside of all the wild shit said in this interview, it’s also so fucking weird they did a joint interview like this?

someone put their pronouns in their email signature in 2017 and now the world's most irksome Boer has my social security number

Looking forward to not being able to get my prescriptions again only to learn they’ve been replaced by an Alex jones/rfk jr approved jaguar blood pill instead.

In case you needed any more proof that the Blake Lively takedown was an organized smear campaign driven by men who’d rather keep harassing women than ever face consequences for it, here is Fox News’ homepage and its “Blake lively” tab

If you’re still on Facebook and want proof his cars suck, join your local Tesla enthusiast Facebook group. You will find multiple posts from *fans* of his shitty cars asking if “(insert dealbreaking thing for any other car)” has happened to anyone else. In fanboy groups.

Lost in all of this is the fact that as a Floridian who has lived on the gulf coast my whole life, we’ve only ever called it the gulf.

Every morning Grace gets in bed with me around 5 am. This morning, after doing that, she threw up a Valentine’s Day bone I had given both dogs. She threw up at least 10 times. At no point did I consider kicking her out of bed bc look at her. I just replaced the dirty towel under her each time.

I didn’t know I had depression until I tried to get my dr to rerun my bloodwork (I thought I had a brain tumor) and he asked me if I was sure I wasn’t depressed. I didnt know depression could feel that way. I thought it was just being sad. Not being unable to eat or move or do anything you loved.

No, we cancelled our Florida holiday we had booked for this month. Decided to stay in Canada. Heard some other Canadians did the same. 🇨🇦

thank you, elon, for the safety features that saved my life in your vehicle which drove into a pole on its own

New York Times reporter desperately shoving people over: I think the main point was pants