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Más perdido que gaviota en Bolivia. Masochistic dolphins fan
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TONIGHTS 6️⃣ GOAL SCORERS

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

The afterschool ESPN window of Highly Questionable, NFL Live, Around the Horn and PTI was peak sports television

submitted 17 days ago • 9 comments

It's interesting that Miami's Cuban-American Republicans were willing to put pressure on Trump regarding Chevron's oil deal in Venezuela but won't exert similar pressure for Venezuelan TPS recipients. Miami's Venezuelan community would do well to remember this.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

The conservative goal, which Trump endorsed in 2023, was cutting off government healthcare for gender medicine. Hegseth's DOD did that for military/veterans' care, this bill does it for Medicare and Medicaid.

submitted 18 days ago • 6 comments

well i for one am shocked

submitted 19 days ago • 13 comments

Gonna second that holy shit. HOLY SHIT.

submitted 19 days ago • 19 comments

*tap tap* 🎤 is this thing on? The WNBA is officially on Bluesky! And what better day to kick things off. The 2025 season tips-off TONIGHT at 7:30pm/ET. Don't miss a second of the action ⬇️

submitted 24 days ago • 81 comments

This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online

submitted 25 days ago • 824 comments

If I'm ever in the position of needing armed guards, and I get to pick out the uniforms, I'm just going to go with the Pontifical Swiss Guard uniform, because I don't believe it can be improved upon.

submitted 33 days ago • 5 comments

chicago pope joke day is a top 5 bluesky day, I think

submitted 32 days ago • 70 comments

antipope declared in green bay

submitted 32 days ago • 8 comments

you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"

submitted 32 days ago • 687 comments

The conclave is now longer than Conclave

submitted 33 days ago • 66 comments

breaking the rule of bringing posts from twitter over here to keep everyone apprised of former san francisco giant JT Snow's analysis of current events

submitted 33 days ago • 11 comments

We hadn’t won World War II by May 8th. I know because my family and I were still in an internment camp in Tule Lake, California.

submitted 37 days ago • 2262 comments

Very cool to see other countries peacefully and swiftly rejecting Trumpism and asking sane people to run shit. Maybe we should think about, you know, doing that here

submitted 37 days ago • 38 comments

>war starts over taxes on trade >insecure young man uncertain about his place in the world turns evil after listening to a pseudoreligous podcast >liberal republican order gets auto-coup'd because it's too hidebound to institutionally respond to both internal & external threats how did he know

submitted 41 days ago • 54 comments

here i translated this to american for everyone

submitted 42 days ago • 9 comments

When it comes to the Dolphins, there are rarely only three.

submitted 46 days ago • 2 comments

Ugh I’m getting so many of these

submitted 48 days ago • 143 comments

only the dolphins could trade for bradley chubb, tyreek hill, & jalen ramsey & not even win a wildcard game.

submitted 55 days ago • 3 comments

Lmao Trump got his ass handed to him then surrendered on tarrifs. What a brutal, stupid, chaotic man who wrecked our world standing for no reason.

submitted 61 days ago • 19 comments

Ja Morant deciding what celebration to do

submitted 62 days ago • 19 comments

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

submitted 64 days ago • 1135 comments

trump take nintendo

submitted 66 days ago • 10 comments

Thinking about these guys

submitted 67 days ago • 303 comments

This was….five months ago

submitted 68 days ago • 1655 comments

dog we're tariffing the falklands

submitted 68 days ago • 25 comments

✅✅✅✅✅ not that deep, never has been

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

He’s telegraphing the coup years in advance this time around so maybe the media will be able to wrap their heads around it before a dude in a Camp Auschwitz shirt is shitting on Nancy Pelosi’s desk.

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

Based on my time as in-house counsel my ranking of the companies that you do not, under any circumstances, want to throw down with 1. Disney 2. Nike

submitted 74 days ago • 6 comments

Thank god my kid is already asleep. How would I explain this to her?

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

Getting leftists on board with the Abundance stuff by explaining to them that Will Stancil is opposed

submitted 81 days ago • 32 comments

Every body block this b right now

submitted 81 days ago • 284 comments

Out of all the bullies and monsters in the administration, Marco Rubio seems like the purest specimen of how Nazism happened—not a sincere bigot or ideologue, just an empty shell who has literally no limits on what he will agree to do or pretend to believe, embracing brutality to fill his weakness

submitted 86 days ago • 250 comments

Cool so what happens if GOP attach a national abortion ban to a CR? You'll vote for that too? 🚮

submitted 87 days ago • 5220 comments