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Lavos, the alien monster intent on destroying all life, has emerged from beneath the planet's surface to endorse Andrew Cuomo in the New York City mayoral race. "Cuomo has the experience and character necessary to lead," said Lavos, while fire rained from the sky

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Iykyk [picture of the lamest shit you have ever seen]

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Love to configure settings on devices

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The aunt who says “expired” in that commercial really went off

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I’ve been an uncle for a while but only recently realized it

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If one of your fantasy football players has a bad week you should be able to send a them a mean message

submitted 178 days ago • 1 comment

When are we going to get a 7th Street Burger in LGA

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Please don’t do this to me

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she could've actually done all this by supporting bernie in 2020

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Democrats would have a jump in support if they claimed responsibility for this

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My life is like a movie, not saying which one

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Not wearing my glasses anymore. I’ve seen enough

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Singin’ in the Rain is certified banger

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I could destroy J. Robert Oppenheimer in super smash bros

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Ted Cruz's Best 'Simpsons' Impressions https://youtu.be/AVUkoKpg7YA

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