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tatemco.bsky.social
NYC | Comedian For legal reasons, everything I say is a joke 👀 Anti-oligarchy-anti-fascist-anti-dictatorship
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bruh I told my friend I was working the polls... Tell me why she thought I meant I became a stripper

Can we just not listen to this admin? Like what if we all decided to ignore them completely? If they start trying to arrest people, we get everyone to point at laugh at them

In case you didn’t know that I make videos — I’ll start posting more here #narratortrend #videoediting #nyc #filmmaker #hopecore

If people are allowed to just dress up as ICE agents then… let’s all just dress up as ICE agents then. Documented, undocumented, everyone. Now WE act like the ICE agents. Uno reverse it yall

They’d never give free healthcare to a country of people they’re allowing and encouraging big corporations to poison everyday

Y’all would rather have an illiterate, demented 80 year old, Nazi, shitting his pants behind the resolute desk, heavy breathing over his Big Mac and Diet Coke between Elon suck sessions as president than a woman.

So because I’m a very vocal person on the internet, to cover my ass, I’d like to publicly state— I make a lot of jokes about suicide and being depressed. I do suffer from depression but since my dad died, no matter how badly I’m suffering, I will not kms. It feels unfair to him since he wasn’t able

It’s always Red vs. Blue but it needs to be Red + Blue vs. white (supremacists)

Please show up at town halls and city council meetings and GRILL your reps. Ask them what they’re doing to protest Elons unlawful take over and how they plan to protect women, minorities, people with disabilities and the LGBT community.

Ok so I’m living in the universe where all the onion articles are true then?

Can we petition for congress to cancel all government contracts with Elon? Please?

I know we all want to flee and I’m not saying we shouldn’t but I am saying — IM A DIE HARD AMERICAN AND I WILL NOT GIVE UP MY COUNTRY TO A BUNCH OF DIPSHIT NAZIS WHO CANT READ

Every time we elect a black person into the White House, white supremacists get angry and elect Adolf 2.0. It’s happened TWICE

Somebody’s gotta wear a hammer and sickle Somebody’s gotta be the one to start a revolution Somebody’s gotta hold the government accountable So God made ✨GIRLS✨

Hey, married women, if you’d like to continue to be able to vote— call you reps to ask them wtf they’re planning to do about the SAVE Act

Call me crazy but I’d rather not have to see a draft dodging fascist when I just want to watch people throw a ball around for a few hours

The 5 calls app is literally a life saver. If you want to call your reps, y’all really need to download it. It helps so much and puts all the info you need to know in one place. Love it 🫶🏻😭

Do the Trump lackeys blaming DEI for the plane crash not realize they are DEI hires?

AOC: I have encountered many billionaires. You all have seen many of those encounters in hearings.. I can tell that this dude is probably one of the most unintelligent billionaires I have ever seen

If you’re scared about what’s going on, I encourage you to listen to @aoc.bsky.social LIVE from last night. She gave me the immeasurable about of calm I desperately needed. This is the audio cause I’m not on META. You should also be able to access it.

Two of the kids helping Elon Musk in his coup right now went to my University (Berkeley) so I wrote the chancellor an email urging him to speak on the issue. See this thread for a snippet of what I said —

If you want to feel better, apparently Elon is into diaper role play and in case you forgot— Trump wears diapers. 👀 Do what you want with that info

Call to action #Feb5: California "Take a stand against fascism" #3E #USprotests #endimpunity #endautogenocide #endoligarchy #r/5050

Alright we got marching orders from @aoc.bsky.social -there are 3 special elections happening. 2 in Florida in April and 1 in New York. Unseat those republicans - call your representatives and tell them you don’t want them to confirm any of trumps appointees

Trump to Elon after committing crimes all weekend

Donald Trump is a white supremacist

I just saw a male post about how they haven’t celebrated Valentine’s Day for years because they tried to 11 years ago and their partner AT THE TIME had a bad attitude about it… it’s giving “I was cheated on in 8th grade and I just never trusted anyone after that”

Do not let them distract you— our focus is removing them, NOT stopping each and every individual order. IGNORE THEIR ORDERS, GET THEM OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE.

When I was about 6, I made a joke. Someone told me, “it’s a free country.” I asked “what store can I buy it at then?” … There’s something in there that all leads back to Elon being a little bitch boy, I just can’t find it.

NOW would be a great time to have a VERY PUBLIC and VERY LOUD response from Congressional Democrats on Elon Musk's unchecked takeover of our federal government...

When RBG died I was terrified because I knew it meant we were losing Roe. Men called me crazy. We lost Roe. Then I was worried they were going to try to ban it across the country. Men called me crazy. They’ve now introduced a national abortion ban and death sentences. Men— wake THE FUCK UP

This is how I know men control the media. They’re too afraid to call this a coup because they don’t want to be labeled as “crazy.” Women have been called crazy for telling the truth every single day. Welcome to being a woman. Grow a spine or die

It is our honor to serve you. America, you broke through— the media is finally picking up on what’s happening. We love you!! 🦬 💚 🇺🇸

For the visual learners...

Jasmine Crockett: "The problem is that Americans thought it was okay to take a full fledged criminal and make him the President of the US and then they want to act aghast when he does criminal things. Let me tell you, we have a thug in charge of the US and if we don't wake up we may not have a US"

Dissent is patriotic. We will not allow the Trump administration to bulldoze our rights — we’re fighting back. 📸Will Martinez

ELON MUSK IS A PARASITE

Education Department employees have been placed on leave for attending diversity training. Meanwhile, Republicans have introduced a bill to eliminate the Department of Education.

An Elon Musk staffer misused the U.S. Marshals Service by falsely invoking their authority to intimidate. USAID security personnel were threatened with action by the federal Marshals Service.

Billionaire Elon Musk has stated that work is underway to shut down the U.S. foreign aid agency, USAID. Officials have been instructed not to report to work and have been locked out of the building.

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