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Mr Turtel has been missing for six days

What if they were drinking milk

Think I gave myself legitimate brain damage at last

Oh yeah that's cool

What bad stuff we got going on today fella

Big Mama is that a flashlight you got jammed up my ass

Grandpa went poggers

Mr Plow was found dead today

It is time to check on the big fella

Gamers tonight we are having dinner in the big city alright?? For my birthday???

Attention attention I'm not laughing okay.

Gamers we are sitting on the angry chair

What a bunch of fucking freaks

Whipsey doodel

The most monstrous of babes

it's a trilby you damn iduot

I am leaving it to beaver

I think i just learned something 😳

The creature kisser got loose yesterday...

Greetings pimpin

yall be getting megoing stupid breh..

"special delivery honk honk!!" I say as I drop my pants and take a massive fake chocolate shit on the birthday boys dinner table. It would be the first of many comical birthday shits I would take throughout my thirty year career as a birthday shitter at the iconic Birthday Shitters Bar and Grill

Do you ever just wake up in the bad place..

I'm giving this guy all I got the house the kids the car

Do you ever just give it all you got

I have just learned of a place in France where people walk around with no clothes on. Sickening degenerate behavior once again from those guys!!

Gamers today we are at home sick playing a rented copy of Jade Cocoon

What the fuck are you guys going on about ugh

uhg

Gamers can we please just have ourselves a joyful holiday

For whence did Dante get the material for his hell, if not from this actual world of ours?…the world is Hell, and men are on the one hand the tormented souls and on the other the devils in it.

BRUH......

Gamers tonight we are hanging with the big boys

I'm on line

I never thought I'd see the day where a daughter of mine would bring a pepsi man into this house...

Do you ever just have the adventure of a lifetime

Babe woke up on the other side of the bed this morning I will tell you that much

Hey guys we are having a golden moment

The damn villagers banished my wife for eating an entire silo of corn

Sorry buddy but your pawpaw has passed on to the other world

I am deplatforming my haters

Samsara is such insane bullshit