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Millennial cliche with strong retired museum curator energy. Medic. Lives for the memes. *Mass transit enthusiast*
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I am a liberal and I am against this sort of thing

Alright, after a Night Of Posting™, normal service shall resume Message/launch Bat Signal if the moment calls for memes again

Had anyone got a bigger metaphor? I NEED A BIGGER METAPHOR NOW?!

I’ve been hanging onto these images for literally years waiting for the the right moment to post them and it’s safe to say that day is finally here

I told you that the foreshadowing this season was lazy and forced.

It's weird how so many British Asians who work for Nigel Farage end up hating him. Wonder what it could be about him. It's such a fucking mystery.

Bluesky right now:

Screenshotted before some spoilsport editor deletes this from Wikipedia

Future History Textbook: "Government at The Speed Of Poasting proved ill advised..."

Elon Musk after being threatened with deportation:

TFW *Boeing* is America's only hope to actually retrieve people from orbit

"We go live to Fox News"

the revolution will be posted through

"The regime is experiencing Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly"

Sat in on two focus groups on transport this eve, one Wolverhampton other Oxford, and👇 feels right. Public transport needs fixing, doing so will make a difference in ppl’s lives and communities. It can make ppl trust national/local gov more. But would it sway their vote? 🤷‍♂️ Can argue either way.

Mark Carney's office in Canada and Cyril Ramaphosa's office in SA currently furiously trying to work out which one gets stuck with Musk if the MAGA regime attempts a purge and de-naturalisation/deportation (/s)

Elon Musk shouting "SOYGU!" as he leads a caravan of Cybertrucks on the White House

Global popcorn consumption currently

Don't sully this with analysis. Live in the moment.

Elon Musk January 2025 Vs June 2025

The ghost of Yevgeny Prigozhin witnessing US politics rn

JD Vance being stuck across an ocean whilst this all goes down...after getting sent on a side quest to Fiji You could not make it up

Astronauts on the ISS right now 👁️👄👁️ 👁️👄👁️ 👁️👄👁️

I haven't seen this *vibe* online in the terminally politically online internet since resignation-palooza and the downfall of Boris Johnson

What George doesn't understand is that in the UK, we decided in 2020 that 'governing' was actually a tedious distraction from 'speculating about, and positioning for, the next general election'. It's core to our culture and it is *very* disrespectful to criticise it.

People who remember 2008 every time there are headlines about Klarna & Buy-Now-Pay-Later loan firms experiencing widening losses

Sitrep: irony of spending a long weekend abroad with friends you met *on twitter* and enjoying living in the moment, not scrolling, not thinking about posting is astronomical ...and yet, really do seem to be more upbeat and happier logged off. Wondering if I'm done with microblogging after 17 years

Feeling like one of those times to log-off and let the discourse whirr away without me. Can't stop thinking about a week long log-off earlier in the spring when I was notionally less well informed but significantly more upbeat & with a spring in my step Peace out/you know where to find me elsewhere

I may have created a monster

I know it's four years to the next general election, but with headlines *in the same week* about "NHS service cuts to balance the books" "University sector collapsing and gov does nothing" "Gov to ban carer visas during a carer shortage" This feels like "last days of Sunak" doom-loop territory