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techsmith314.bsky.social
Canadian - Just trying to make some harmless fun for the internet while I'm here. Content creator on Twitch, TikTok, YouTube, Patreon, and more
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I LOVE THESE SO MUCH THEY ARE SO CUTE!!

submitted 131 days ago • 1 comment

Why haven't we invented laser glasses that automatically evaporate rain drops so us glasses-wearers can enjoy the rain

submitted 136 days ago • 4 comments

Today on stream I am gonna be playing "Shadowman" A game that came out in 1999 that I played on release day Does it hold up? Not sure! But I sure as fuck am gonna find out. Journey to the past with me! twitch.tv/techsmith314

submitted 146 days ago • 2 comments

Hey folks! I'm doing a bit of Fast Food Simulator today Really reminds me of my days back working in real fast food at McDonald's and A&W in Canada back in the early 2000's High pressure, high stress, low pay, gotta study for that grade 10 pop quiz tomorrow twitch.tv/techsmith314

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments

If it were more commonly accessible I would totally wear RGB clothing and I know that makes me a bad person, but you gotta understand that if I could take a pill and walk around looking like I just turned super saiyan with power waves coming out of me, I'm the kind of sicko that would do that.

submitted 152 days ago • 5 comments

Good morning folks! Gonna start Sonic X Shadow Generations today I don't really know much about sonic other than I just watched the movies the other week But I like the little blue guy that goes fast, and the game is supposed to be great, so let's give it a shot! twitch.tv/techsmith314

submitted 153 days ago • 1 comment

Legitimately a fantastic game. I enjoyed streaming it and folks enjoyed watching it but I would have loved this game even if I had played it offline purely for my own enjoyment

submitted 154 days ago • 1 comment

A ghost movie where a person dies and their ghost wakes up and is immediately surrounded by a billion billion dinosaur ghosts and the person realizes they are no longer at the top of the food chain I call it Jurassic Parkergeist

submitted 154 days ago • 3 comments

A toothbrush but instead of a brush at the end it has an AI-controlled little hand with brushes for fingertips that you stick in your mouth and let that thing just go to town

submitted 160 days ago • 6 comments

Hey there bud, have a real good christmas there eh? Or yknow, any old kinda day there bud. Just hopin ya have a good one Or, as the kids say: Have a skibbidy rizzler no cap!

submitted 165 days ago • 3 comments

Been watching all of the Star Trek series and just finished episode 1 of Enterprise I love all star trek, especially all the theme songs, but man that Enterprise theme song is a friggin STINKER. Gimme back my horns and strings and NO ONE SINGS DURING A STAR TREK INTRO YA FRICKS

submitted 171 days ago • 4 comments

Hey folks! Today I am trying out Infinity Nikki on stream! It looks too-cute to be taken seriously, but the joke's on them because I happen to love Spy x Family and think Anya Forger is the cutest gosh dang person ever BRING ON THE CUTE AND ANIME AND OUTFITS twitch.tv/techsmith314

submitted 171 days ago • 0 comments

Join us on Dec 19, 6am PT/2pm GMT for the Monster Hunter Wilds - Pre-Launch Community Update! The Community Team will be joined by #MHWilds director Yuya Tokuda to discuss the improvements & adjustments in the works for launch. youtu.be/tWqiYSA-t8E

submitted 171 days ago • 11 comments

New Helldivers 2 enemy faction shadow-dropped during last nights game awards! Milton and I are gonna check it out today, gosh I love an excuse to go back to that game DEATH, FREEDOM, AND MORE DEATH! twitch.tv/techsmith314

submitted 177 days ago • 0 comments

Turok and Onimusha blows my mind, these are some of the real golden oldies coming back!

submitted 177 days ago • 2 comments

Doing one more day of Path of Exile 2 before I move on to more variety of stuff for stream! I currently have a level 25 witch, 24 sorceress, 22 warrior, 22 mercenary, and another 22 sorceress and I'm pretty sure this game is gonna be my obsession until Monster Hunter Wilds twitch.tv/techsmith314

submitted 178 days ago • 1 comment

I've said it on stream but here is the official announcement! I will be teaming up with 3 other content creators to raise money for Hope For The Day! We will be driving mental health awareness and support, December 15th, aiming to raise $30,000! (can you tell which one is me in the image?)

submitted 179 days ago • 5 comments

Good morning folks! Today on stream I will be using the digital audio workspace called "FL Studio" to make a "Tech Jam" (this is just a music track with audio clips from my steam in it for some laughs) It's super easy to make a silly little song, so come on over and learn! twitch.tv/techsmith314

submitted 179 days ago • 0 comments

Everything is either uphill or downhill Think about it, no two places are at exactly the same height, and no flat surface can be perfectly flat. Everything is either uphill or downhill. Hell, your feet are on two different god damned hills!

submitted 180 days ago • 2 comments

The night is dark and deep The people they but sleep A morning moon A rising sun The Gamer marks them and swears "one more run" The people wake from their slumber The world rocks as they creak and lumber The people toil And pay no mind To The Gamer who needs no sleep while on the grind

submitted 180 days ago • 3 comments