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Comic writer, middle school librarian. Absolutely no CG or AI. Rep'd by @kalyarn.bsky.social. He/him.
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

submitted 12 hours ago • 652 comments

ME: So I tuned in to watch an episode for the first time and the guy didn't say his famous catchphrase. What's up with that? CREATOR OF "THE MENTALIST": I don't know what to tell you, but "you've just been mentalized!" was never his catchphrase. ME: Okay, followup question: why do you hate joy?

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

This is simply a choice to make people suffer.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

me and the giant qu im friends with #ff9 #ffix

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Hours after @pbump.com posted this today, ICE updated its figure to 500%.

submitted 2 days ago • 640 comments

Finally saw Late Night With The Devil. It was fun, but I disliked how the last ten minutes was just the director, on stage, saying "Okay everyone, here's what just happened in the movie you saw"

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Adding: JD is only on Bluesky either to 1) create cause to initiate legal action v Bluesky in the US or 2) do so in the EU.

submitted 3 days ago • 144 comments

I encountered a stray metaphor on my walk yesterday. Is anyone willing to give it a good home?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 4 days ago • 31 comments

Without saying your age, who was your first animated crush?

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Mike Lee Stresses He Would Have Posted Same Thing If Own Family Savagely Murdered

submitted 4 days ago • 526 comments

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

basically yeah. my theory is that "knowing things" basically peaked in perceived coolness somewhere around 1970 and has been steadily declining ever since. being a nerd is definitionally about your relationship to trivia but trivia isn't actually the same as expertise

submitted 5 days ago • 10 comments

They think they can control our history, jokes on them it lives in us

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

guys the president can’t pardon state convictions, stop saying “i bet trump is gonna pardon this guy” it makes you look silly

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

They say we are all children of god and Stephen Miller is proof that we don’t get to choose which one

submitted 6 days ago • 12 comments

FOR THE WIDOWS / FOR THE DOLLS / TIL I'VE ROBBED THE PALACE HALLS / TIL ALL THESE SHERIFFS FALL / AH SHOOT SHOOT MASTER ARCHER / AH SHOOT SHOOT GOOD MAN

submitted 21 days ago • 12 comments

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submitted 7 days ago • 105 comments

The double-edged sword of both wanting to see Trump throw his baby-ass tantrum, and knowing that after he tweets some laughable whiny bullshit he'll then take action that will genuinely hurt people

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

it would be wild if there was a famous thought experiment about a machine that could translate Chinese into English without every understanding the language, like this is such a hyperspecific torment nexus to invent

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments

Genie: ok what do you want for your birthday Trump: a military parade, oh, and also millions of people on the street chanting my name Genie: okie dokie

submitted 7 days ago • 64 comments

#store OUR PAIN YOUR GAIN! Our 20% off on all non-June 12th launch items is still going through Sunday to make up for the internet-wide tech difficulties that impacted launch. We got bills to pay and stuff to make, and your support through this sale will help keep us going through uncertain times!

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Posted up at a local bar for a sammy and a beer while I file my story about today's protests. but here's a story y'all might appreciate. While I was there I saw and older gentleman with this sign.

submitted 7 days ago • 37 comments

"Suspect is a white male with brown hair in a police uniform" yeah I already assume those people are criminals, thanks

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

The only king I recognize

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

asking as a Minnesotan, when do the nonviolent protests start working

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

You used to be able to reliably get the latest news on Twitter but now if you click on a developing story that's trending the top post is from "Dr. Interracial"

submitted 7 days ago • 14 comments

No Kings except Short Kings™️.

submitted 8 days ago • 18 comments

I did my best to compile as many protest safety notes as possible into a one page foldout zine! Coincidentally…it seems the file has breached containment…like it’s available for anyone to print or hand out 👀⚖️ toonyart.com/s/PSZine.pdf

submitted 9 days ago • 113 comments