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Made the pilgrimage today. #Severance

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“You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?”

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We’re living in a world built for the benefit sociopaths.

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One of these days I’m going to fly in a helicopter to McGrath, Alaska to go geocaching. And if there isn’t a geocache there, I’ll put one there and it will count!

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🥺😃IT’S THE CUTEST BABIEST CELERY STICK!

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Peppers are popping out and I just planted my apple seeds that have spent the last 6 weeks stratifying!

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Ok, now that we’re on a #Severance break, time to go fuck some shit up in the real world and stop Lumo— I mean the government!

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#Milkshake helping us with today’s Spelling Bee. 🐝 #Severance

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Today I learned that I find macrophotography of the human eye deeply unsettling.

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(after waiting nervously since COVID to see what crazy new sci-fi acronym plague will threaten society next) Ah. Measles.

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I can see this actually happening tho. Speaking another language is totally a threat to MAGA‘s America.

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We made it 54 days. I guess we’re fortunate that Trump fucked that up like he does everything else.

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That’s really funny. Like a desperate ex trying to coax me into contact.

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That is extremely generous. Thanks to the student loan debt I had to take out due to Federated Insurance not covering my mom’s cancer treatment and now United Healthcare not covering my genetic disorder and autoimmune disease in any capacity, it’s A LOT less than that.

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Shut the fuck up I’ve been trying to become a Nielsen house for years! And they sent cash just to consider? I am beyond broke I could cry! After the last pieces of mail being $2850 in medical bills and #UnitedHealthcare saying I’m only $40 towards my deductible so far this year, this means so much!

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ALL HAIL YOUR NEW OVERLORD— SALLYRY! I might be losing my damn mind being dangerously broke thanks to United Healthcare.

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I mentioned to a few people today that I’m growing peppers from the seeds from the last pepper I bought from the store and they were shocked that you can do that. The idea of planting the seeds from your food to grow more food is such a foreign concept to a lot of people. Guys we’re cooked!

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Finding out that Milkshakes pronunciation of “Gråkappan” was inspired by Rose Nylund’s St. Olaf stories makes me so damn happy. #Severance #GoldenGirls #ShutUpRose

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Grow my babies! GROW!

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Just got back from seeing the former Prime Minister of New Zealand speak. It’s such a breath of fresh air to listen a leader who believes in listening to their citizens to devise solutions to national problems and promoting optimism in difficult times rather than weaponizing fear.

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If you’re playing Connections today, it’s not the right answer.

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I never thought I’d relate to Cobel until she spent 30 seconds desperately looking for something and then gave up and took a nap. #Severance #HarmonyCobel

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Ewwwwuh! I’m not ready. I’m a firm believer that you can’t shit on something until you’ve read it, tried it, tasted it, whatever it… yeah. I gotta read it. How many couches does he fuck in it?

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I think my coworker is a goat person. 🐐 Like Rebeck, he’s always making chewing noises but is never chewing on anything AND IT DRIVES ME INSANE! #Severance

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Bruh what if AI is training us? Like IT is creating its own accounts and flooding the internet with AI photos testing us through our responses to figure out the threshold where we can no longer tell it’s AI? Damn it I’m not even high. Then what if it pushes us to self-destruct the human race becau—

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He died for my wings.

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One of my silly pet peeves is when I’m wearing a really warm sweater and someone asks me if I’m cold. Why would I be cold in a warm sweater? That’s the point of wearing a warm sweater!

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I get really excited when I inadvertently discover a song with the same BPM as my car’s turn signal!

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I made mac and cheese but realized too late that I had no milk. But I had just bought some canned queso blanco dip out of curiosity. I may never use milk or heavy cream again. 🤤

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Life hack: You can’t accidentally eat the whole frozen pizza if you don’t cook the whole pizza. Although Hugo would beg to differ; he’ll take it at any means of doneness!

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Oh come on, Conan. No joke? Not even “Ladies and gentlemen please put your feet together for Quentin Tarantino!”

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2025 be like:

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What’s that? Oh those are “Being disabled and having United Healthcare and not being able to afford anything because nearly all of your claims have been denied and now you’re considering dumpster diving for food and I can keep going with everything they’ve taken from me.” #ehlersdanlos

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Oh helllll nah. I’m gonna find whatever spider bitch thought they could take a bite out of me last night. 🕷️

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Has anyone else ever tried to look at their self in the mirror in a dream? It’s so creepy. I don’t think our brains are capable of fully rendering reflections and maybe it’s a visual metaphor for why we need to rely on others in order to see ourselves. No, I didn’t take drugs or eat weird cheese. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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🦅 🇺🇸

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I got laid off today, with the rest of 18F. 18F was an elite federal software shop. We made gov't websites work better, more efficiently for the American people. We saved taxpayers from getting screwed over by contractors. And were fired for it. We made this website to tell our story: 18f.org

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Every time I see someone post about their #Severance promo box:

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Two pictures that give off the same energy:

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How it should’ve gone down.

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I told myself “Just wait long enough, you’ll find it at a thrift store.” Today was that day.

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