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Someone high profile swearing is the main headline? Journalism isn't serious

Yeah someone's already posted that mate

Yeah I get it, you're all on twitter and want to show us what you can see there

Don't forget to rinse out every jar and tin you finish, guys x

That world club thing is still on?!

Rendlesham UFO mystery themed Hare. Mislabeled by the council (probably AI) as being about the cosmos, and not flying saucers...

Going to have a run in with the trust fund cunts that have rented the house next door on Airbnb. I'm overrun with the rubbish of several houses and I know the blank expressioned Clapham twats are going to glaze over when I tell them

Americans...

Bad busker has been replaced by an instrumental Steely Dan covers band 👌

My money is on whatever country goes to war with the states

The surfer is an absolute gem of a film

Sent this of the storm over Woodbridge

Bound to happen at some point 😔 youtube.com/watch?v=lSoM...

Just walked past Billy Bragg

Well never win the world cup again because our shitty dirge of an anthem and the shitty drone of the England band

The lame chat by the kids on the next table is so fucking boring it's hurting my ears to overhear any of it

Why am I watching this?

Beckham always reminds me of the Spitting Image Donald Sinden, always going 'Knighthood Ma'am?'

He's so old he's probably in the Rockford files too

I work in ticketing and honestly it's the stadium gig bubble that has truly burst, with Beyonce doing 6 nights only half sold at best. The FIFA world club was never going to sell well anyway...

There's a Tory on TV. How are you still a thing?!

'Actually it's just some guys' strikes again. www.ibtimes.co.uk/builderai-co...

Friend is some kind of spectrum. One month into his job a colleague called Don dies. He replies all 'Don but not forgotten'

Get up human you have failed me with your staying out late nonsense

Sunday

Power of I can't do accents more like

First rule about Come on Eileen...

Wallis island is good, but it's good because Tim key is riffing non stop the whole film

Watching the Fall part of rise and fall of Michelle Mone because I always knew the rise part was total bullshit. And the fall is relatively recent. Who right now do we all know is a complete fraud? But their documentary isn't out for a few years

Just had a cab driver that knew Douglas barder

London is deserted today

Nope, and it's the main story on their website. It is meaningless however you read it. AI is generating their content during half term.

"Unless we fill the magic box with Elton John songs it won't be able to diagnose cancer." The AI "industry"doesn't need anything produced by the creative industry. All the potential applications of AI are ones that utilise databases of facts.

That Amorim lays it on a bit thick, needy

Overheard in Ipswich 'will you please stop telling your sister everything about our sex life'

It's gone so dark last two days despite being warm. The cat has gone all winter mode and duvet centrtic

They're having a Saxon festival in town today. Prefer Judas Priest

How is this spewing being reported as a main story over again? Next financial crash will come from overreporting

Glastonbury isn't a once in a lifetime event, it's every year. That's what encourages the mental pricing at a non exclusive gig

Saw Baldrick in the pub yesterday

Didn't even watch this match because I wouldn't pay to subscribe to Turner Classic Movies