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Shai just told Hartenstein to support his child's head. That's why he's the MVP.

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Spinning P didn't even get close to 20.

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

Who is that random yt guy standing behind SGA?

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Siakam is about to drop his jersey number and be named Finals MVP, bc OKC is playing scared.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

OKC is trying hard to lose.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Just when it looked liked the game was over, the Pacers doing that devil magic shit again.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

"If you step on a crack, it'll turn into a cracker and bite you in the ass." ~Rita Brent (2025)

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Biracial Clutch Likes white women Tyrese Halliburton might mend America's racial divide.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Are the Pacers destined to win this year?

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Pacers doing that comeback shit again

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

"If you don't put children's seat belt on, it means you're a bad father." ~Phoenix (6/5/2025)

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Got me doing 45 in a 55, and I'm already an hour late for work. Fml

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

This horsefly must be tracking me with Life360.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

"The ratings are down." - Bob Costas to David Stern Seems like the NBA media likes pushing this narrative.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

My 6 y/o woke up and asked me, "Dad, what is a googol plus one?" This is the kind of nerd ass shit I have to deal with on the daily.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe KAT did enough tonight for Brunson to see that he has teammates.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

What is that lightly browned, white chunk on the right?

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

The anti-Angel Reese agenda is in full effect on Yahoo Sports.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

That OKC vs Indy Finals is going to have some crazy high scoring games.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Are the Knicks about to Pacers the Pacers?

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Knicks were in shock after Hali's shot. OT was just a slow death.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

In two days, I've been to a 5th grade promotion ceremony, a high school graduation, a kindergarten graduation, and an 8th grade promotion ceremony(in that order). Somewhere between kindergarten and 12th grade, kids forget how to walk. The 5th and 8th graders walk so goofy - especially the boys.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

That's crazy. I met Jamal Roberts a couple of months ago while helping my wife do a paint party for the teachers at his school, and now he's the American idol.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Y'all talking about they cloned Jamie Foxx, but clearly, Jessica Simpson is the one that really got cloned, because who is this white lady?

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

My Wife would be immortal.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Mark Jackson's dye job in that Chime commercial is something else.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

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What in the hell was that airballed bullish_t that Hartenstein just flipped up at the rim?

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Oh look-a-there, the Thunder decided to show up and play.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Post your gubment name, so I know not to ever give you my vote

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Aaron Gordon and his limp have 5 rebounds on 1.5 legs. So far, the Nuggets just want it more.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Aaron Gordon needs to sit his limping ass down somewhere, bc if they do win, they're going to need him against the Wolves.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Couldn't go back to sleep. Too anxious about accepting this new job. I had a week to decide. Today is the day.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

If time isn't real, how does the rain know to f_ck up the weekend?

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

The Thunder have corrected the disruption in the universe that caused all of those weird home losses.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

No matter how this game ends, the thing I'm going to remember most is how Jaxson Hayes kept catching strays from the cameraman everytime Gobert did anything.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments