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Writer, freelance features journalist, arts critic and travel hack, devout Gooner. News UK, editorial and commercial. Non-fiction book in the works josephsfurey.substack.com – josephsfurey.com
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Reform UK councils, bankrolled by Musk in Farage’s wank fantasy, will be run like one of his startups: held together by hair grips and delusion. Libraries to be rebranded as “legacy data bunkers”. Grow up, you turquoise fucks. Your saviour has become a laughing stock to actual cretins in the US.

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Arsenal memories. April 20, 2011. Bale sprints through, Szczęsny charges out like he’s late for a fire, wipes him clean off the pitch. Bale doesn’t reappear for the second half. Szczęsny? Strolls back to goal and winks at Djourou like he’s just nutmegged God. Peak North London Derby.

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The MAHA Report was ghostwritten by ChatGPT with a head injury – I think RFK Jr has some sort of biopolitical Munchausen syndrome by proxy

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Stopped two men dragging a girl off the road into a wooded roundabout. That’s the last thing I remember - before waking up in Margate hospital, ribs fractured, face rearranged, a sea of claret.

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A little football history, from the archive. Abkhazia lifts the CONIFA Cup - and the veil on sportswashing? #luhansk #donetsk #southossetia #transnistria #artsakh open.substack.com/pub/josephsf...

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Talking to my eldest about the shoddy treatment she’s been getting from an old friend of hers, I found myself saying: “We are always left to eat shit while others pocket the caramel barrels. Let us pray for a catastrophic piping malfunction at the Roses factory.”

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From the archive, remastered. Sonora, not quite the final frontier #AmWriting #WritingLife #WritersOfBluesky #skylit #Journalism #moonlandings #apollo11 open.substack.com/pub/josephsf...

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