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Last night at the place I had dinner someone ordered a Mexico Coke and the bartender opened it in front of me. I now understand this:

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I poured way too much creamer in my coffee and the shit was delicious. So now I’m not a black coffee person anymore.

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It amazes me how willing people in a certain setting are to make sure everyone else is accommodated. Whole time you getting kicked scraps. My money spends just the same but it won’t be spending here anymore.

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Mahershalalhashbaz

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A lesson I learned at a workshop with one of my favorite CrossFit athletes. Found out I started before her. By a lot. You can’t teach genetics and physical gifts. 😂😂😂

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I maintain that if it was truly that easy you wouldn’t need me to pay you to tell me how.

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If it’s so fake where is your mail?

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The crossfitters about to wear these OWT.

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Why are they so much more expensive? 🫠🫠🫠

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I had this grand plan to take the bus to dinner because I want to drink. The sun decided to call me a Lyft.

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Wayment. There’s a catfish? My ass off today and posted and somehow missed this.

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I could walk there but I won’t.

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Not me in here dancing like my knees still work. Spoiler: they do not

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RIP Nell’s. Damn.

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Beenie. Man. Tiny. Desk.

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Gemini season already done. Time is moving.

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Y’all talking about swimming pools and now I gotta play GKMC. Happy Friday indeed.

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Bitch, don’t kill my vibe.

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I don’t think anyone should be doing sex work for men because they don’t deserve for any amount of money. But since they doing it, they need hazard pay. Health insurance. Krav Maga. Guns.

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The worst day at the gym is the one where you needed to do laundry like five days ago but didn’t. So now you stuck wearing shit you should have thrown out years ago. At least I had clean socks.

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The sound of incoming chat messages on Teams <<<<<<<

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Fun fact. I spent far too much time in the UK in the aughts. All that weird wps they posting on the internet like you can’t get some of the best Indian, Caribbean and middle eastern food of your life over there.

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#OTD 37 years ago, these two legendary albums were released.... What a time! I'm glad I was there to experience it. Both albums still JAM!!!

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When people show you who you are, believe them.

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Look both ways before you cross my mind.

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I really put a clear case on after spending the last month saying I don’t like gold anymore. Only to see someone else with gold and be all “I should get gold next time.” While in possession of said gold. Adult supervision required.

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So the thing to do is see Beyoncé in Europe? They got better costumes this whole time. Better merch too.

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Omg I’m really about to put clothes on because fuck uber. Maybe I just want Duzan.

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As an old, the thing I love about these young ladies rapping is how fucking talented they are. Like they just took the baton and kept running. Sped up even. It makes me so happy.

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Y’all off tomorrow too?

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Last night at the place I had dinner someone ordered a Mexico Coke and the bartender opened it in front of me. I now understand this:

I poured way too much creamer in my coffee and the shit was delicious. So now I’m not a black coffee person anymore.

It amazes me how willing people in a certain setting are to make sure everyone else is accommodated. Whole time you getting kicked scraps. My money spends just the same but it won’t be spending here anymore.

Mahershalalhashbaz

A lesson I learned at a workshop with one of my favorite CrossFit athletes. Found out I started before her. By a lot. You can’t teach genetics and physical gifts. 😂😂😂

I maintain that if it was truly that easy you wouldn’t need me to pay you to tell me how.

If it’s so fake where is your mail?

The crossfitters about to wear these OWT.

Why are they so much more expensive? 🫠🫠🫠

I had this grand plan to take the bus to dinner because I want to drink. The sun decided to call me a Lyft.

Wayment. There’s a catfish? My ass off today and posted and somehow missed this.

I could walk there but I won’t.

Not me in here dancing like my knees still work. Spoiler: they do not

RIP Nell’s. Damn.

Beenie. Man. Tiny. Desk.

Gemini season already done. Time is moving.

Y’all talking about swimming pools and now I gotta play GKMC. Happy Friday indeed.

Bitch, don’t kill my vibe.

I don’t think anyone should be doing sex work for men because they don’t deserve for any amount of money. But since they doing it, they need hazard pay. Health insurance. Krav Maga. Guns.

The worst day at the gym is the one where you needed to do laundry like five days ago but didn’t. So now you stuck wearing shit you should have thrown out years ago. At least I had clean socks.

The sound of incoming chat messages on Teams <<<<<<<

Fun fact. I spent far too much time in the UK in the aughts. All that weird wps they posting on the internet like you can’t get some of the best Indian, Caribbean and middle eastern food of your life over there.

#OTD 37 years ago, these two legendary albums were released.... What a time! I'm glad I was there to experience it. Both albums still JAM!!!

When people show you who you are, believe them.

Look both ways before you cross my mind.

I really put a clear case on after spending the last month saying I don’t like gold anymore. Only to see someone else with gold and be all “I should get gold next time.” While in possession of said gold. Adult supervision required.

So the thing to do is see Beyoncé in Europe? They got better costumes this whole time. Better merch too.

Omg I’m really about to put clothes on because fuck uber. Maybe I just want Duzan.

As an old, the thing I love about these young ladies rapping is how fucking talented they are. Like they just took the baton and kept running. Sped up even. It makes me so happy.

Y’all off tomorrow too?

A thing I’m hating about this uber boycott is that if I want KOF I need to go outside.

Now I gotta google love island. 😂😂😂

About to be present and accounted for because yes