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Probably dumb jokes I thought about while running
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she cumin my anise till i nutmeg

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

severance but for indoor/outdoor cats

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

guy who orders snacks the way you’d order cigarettes “yeah lemme get a doritos red pack”

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

totinos are PIZZA ROLLS, tostitos are TORTILLA CHIPS, TOSTINOS do not exist. know the difference!

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

mobbing the streets after a birds win is such a great reminder of what a PROPER city this is. the density to be able to just pack broad street, the iconic backdrop of city hall. what do they even do when the chiefs win, meet at hardees?

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

you cant be neutral on a moving milk hotel

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

hey girl, are you a small town in Snyder county, PA? because you are shamokin damn!!

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

the most unrealistic part of the Wire IMO, was everyone was too shrewd at negotiating. i dont get the impression local politicians are all that bright IRL. case in point: the arena

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

(introducing someone to an artist whos just been cancelled) howd you like to get in on the ground floor?

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 144 days ago • 0 comments

(anti trans guy): its a little ditty about jack and diane, not little ditty about JACKIN diane

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

ice cream flavor idea: oreo speedwagon

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

radio DJs be like “heres some tunes to get you through your workday!” the tunes: “its a bittersweet symphony, thats life. try to make ends meet, youre a slave to money then you die”

submitted 157 days ago • 0 comments

when the SEPTA bus just says SEPTA instead of the route number

submitted 174 days ago • 0 comments

a lot of people don’t know this but pac-man is short for “political action committee man”

submitted 174 days ago • 0 comments

have you heard of Cris Criss Collinsworth? Well I’m Pissed Pisstollensworth

submitted 192 days ago • 0 comments

What if instead of the “don’t say gay” bill, we did the “dude say hey” bill and you gotta say what’s up to everybody you see. Could be a good idea

submitted 483 days ago • 2 comments