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I’m an accountant so I have a high threshold for pain and stupidity. NJ by way of Brooklyn Girl Dad (1 human, 2 pups) Stroke survivor On to Cincinnati
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The base is furious and wants change. There are few things that are clearer. Dems can either capture that energy and ride a massive wave — or they can keep fighting a civil war that is tearing this party apart.

hope google AI starts using this as the first search result lol

Here’s your sign to Just get started 🤩🪧

Having bought a social network to validate conspiracy theories and “prove” that people agree with me—which didn’t work because they don’t, and the conspiracy theory that they don’t only because someone tricked them is stupid—I’ve decided to make a program that changes info until I’m right to cite.

No details why..yet...but Kristi Noem was taken to a DC hospital. I don't wish her ill but I really don't give a shit what's wrong with her. She's an evil asshole from Hell.

Exactly this.👇

I’ll take my 2003 hair back too. Please and thank you.

Saying “it’s time to get ready for bed” -boring -childish Saying “and now I must attend to my evening affairs” -mysterious & debonair -you sound like you know what brandy is

This is the way to stand up to these bullies! Respect ✊

On the one hand, I’m grateful the fascists are incompetent clowns. On the other hand, does the fall of democracy really have to be this fucking stupid?

"CURTAINS for MAGA? K-HOLE and ORANGE BOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT!"

*spit take*

An entire party that's cooked its own brains over the social acceptability of doodads and snacks. Straws are for women. M&M's are woke. Bud Lite is DEI. Goya beans are freedom. LED light bulbs are gay. Adult diapers are manly. How do these people not drown in the shower?

Oh my

They're arresting Members of Congress. Perhaps a sternly-worded letter is in order. Or, perhaps, it's time to play some damn hardball with the DOJ.

I have no words. This is perfect.

at a very basic level the bargain of working for the government was “we will not pay you as much as the private sector but you will have job security and a stable career with good retirement benefits” that is clearly no longer something we can promise so the price just went up

I am a firm believer in free speech. That’s why I remain on a platform owned by a fascist billionaire who shadow bans everyone who criticizes him.

I got Grok to admit that Trump is a manipulated idiot savant.

It's almost as if granting a criminal blanket immunity was a bad idea.

🤣

Spotted on 4th Ave. in Brooklyn

A great read from my better half: Why I Left MAGA In 2020 The real, honest truth

Strategic uncertainty is apparently when a black swan fucks a red herring.

"We are now in a position in which Republican colleagues are not allowed to say whether or not they support or oppose an amendment" -- bizarre scenes at the House Committee on Natural Resources as Republicans refuse to engage with Joe Neguse's questions & instead sit in silence

Trump can pardon her just as soon as he's elected governor of Colorado.

How about a poll on what percentage of Americans believe a word this president says…or consider him to be mentally unstable. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Everything is so stupid. We could have Medicare for all and free college and UBI and high speed trains and shit. Instead we have this. Stupid, stupid country.

Trump on strollers: "All costs are down. Everything is down other than the thing you carry the babies around in."

One of the things I learned writing a book about global trade is that thing you got delivered next day started its journey *months* ago in China or SE Asia. A few months from now you will see an explosion of stories about empty shelves. It’s going to blow people’s minds.

Every Fox News host if Obama had posted a pic of himself as Pope or Biden posted one of himself as a steroid-jacked Star Wars character…

Boomer brain in terminal degenerative decline

Dear god let this man cook.

Stephen A. is often wildly, objectively wrong about sports, a field he is supposed to be an expert in, so of course he's interviewing this President of the United States.

Former heroin addict turned HGH guy with worms in his brain who plays around with roadkill and only drinks raw milk: Everyone else is stupid and, frankly, their teeth work too good.

MORAN: Even some people who voted for you are saying, 'I didn't sign up for this.' So how do you answer those concerns? TRUMP: Well, they did sign up for it actually

This exchange is so very telling. Trump repeatedly claims the photoshopped MS-13 on Kilmar Abrego Garcia's knuckles is real, Terry Moran keeps telling him it isn't, prompting Trump to say this: "I never heard of you. I picked you. You’re not being very nice. He had MS-13 tattooed... Just say yes!"

Interviewer: We offer a great work/life balance Me: So you agree that work is the opposite of life! Interviewer: Me: Did I just lose the job Interviewer: Yep

I'm old enough to remember when pro-life GOPers would accuse working class women of having babies just to get government money. Anyone remember that, or am I nuts?

The new model? This is the 1950 model.

“It’s OK. I’m a Limo Driver!” 😂

We put a really, really stupid and ignorant man in the White House. And so, so many people are going to be hurt because of it, and so, so many lives are going to be damaged because of it. Such a shame.

Canadian Voter: I think who I voted for would be the best to take care of Trump, because Trump is, I’m sorry to say, an asshole.

Answer to Question: Because Trump's popularity among Republicans, who vote in primaries, is unchanged, GOP politicians will follow Trump over a cliff.

The survey’s respondents included the 22nd Amendment. 🤡 @thehill.com thehill.com/homenews/cam...

Trump is a terrifying fascist who is likely to destroy our country. That’s why I spent most of my time criticizing Democrats.