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Peanut is cuddling with me on my bed which is extremely rare!! Peenie Weenie loves her mama!!

Is Adam Brody problematic I love him in eyeliner

Watching Smiley face for the first time and was craving tortilla chips and OJ because that’s what I’ve been eating the last few nights and they FUCKING SAID IT IN THE MOVIE and we don’t have any more OJ I’m going to die

oh shit

Me when my parents are home : ugh I’m a grown up I am 30 years old pls give me space Me when my parents aren’t home : I’m literally a child I’m 30 years old pls come back

If you’re wondering what ā€œpineā€ tastes like, think about the smell of pine needles and that’s the taste It’s not bad tbh

How do we feel about this dress for a wedding where I don’t want to upstage the bride but I do want attention

I’m actually so mad, this is more than minimum wage

You’re gonna fucking tell me a cheeseburger, a value french fry, and a value drink is still $8??? Mr President what the fuck are you going about this because I know you love Burger King

ā€œStuffā€

ā€œBuT iTs HuMaN nAtUrEā€ You have a choice to not do The Thing, my child, in every action. That’s what freedom is. Go on, Rise Above.

Maybe it’s because I have boobs of my own but one time a fwb let me go full autism and just inspect his dick like I was a doctor and it was very educational for me

My teeth have shifted in a dramatically noticeable way and I am confused

Why is ordering Domino’s the true hallmark of rock bottom

Gay Cowboys was 20 years ago???

Actively trying not to be a corporate sellout fucking sucks What is the cost of my dignity? More than $16 but idk how much more

I need some fuckin military grade noise cancellation

Remember kids : when unidentified hazmat incidents occur, evacuate (upwind if possible) far enough away that if you hold your thumb out, it could cover the area where it occurred … And then go a little further back if you can

I’m the 90th percentile lesbian he licks better than

My gay dads also taught me how to lick pussy better than most lesbians but you don't see me bragging about it.

Five years on and I’m still bitter about not gaming the system to get free ā€œsickā€ time off like everyone else did at my old job

Lots of ā€œmy dad isn’t perfect, in fact he’s kind of the worst, but I love him anywayā€ posts on my feed Can’t relate, my dad is a treasure

Swiped left on a juggalo and I wish I hadn’t

I’ve been trying to verify some gossip for literal months now and just got the confirmation in a completely unrelated person’s pictures from a party I love the internet

Burnt out an outlet in the bathroom 2 times trying to replace it 3 trips to Lowe’s because the guy who fitted them the first time couldn’t be bothered to leave any extra wire so the neutral wasn’t connecting properly šŸ˜”

"i asked grok" "i asked chagpt" yeah well I asked a rare books librarian and they found things I didn’t even know I was looking for, while answering questions about provenance

Bernie I love you but if I had $27 to spend I would spend it on gas for my car