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This. But for everything

older guy in front of me at grocery store dripping sweat in a tank top with a USMC tattoo just bought a head of lettuce and 4 half price bottles of vodka with an amex black card and his lock screen was a picture of the muppet Beaker

China knows an own-goal when it sees one. www.newsweek.com/harvard-hkus...

Dawg

Here’s Aaron Rodgers saying Elon Musk used DOGE to get rid of “stupid ass programs” and wonders why Trump hasn’t imprisoned more government officials. Good luck to the Steelers!

It should not be controversial to say that the starvation of Gaza’s children is wrong, @julieebeck.bsky.social argues:

The biggest Fell For It Again Award goes to anyone who thought he wouldn't go back to pushing the shiny red Economic Uncertainty Button on his desk as soon as he started feeling colicky.

Someone said shop local bc otherwise teenagers first jobs will be in an Amazon warehouse instead of an ice cream shack on the beach and now I can't stop thinking about that

There needs to be a conversation about film fest entry fees. Mostly, about how ridiculous the fees have gotten, especially the later it gets. If you are not an Oscar, BAFTA, Euro or CSA sanctioned event, have been in existence for a year or few, $65 US is abominable. #film

I am a staunch free speech supporter. But after ten years of freaking out about woke students deplatforming right-wing speakers, I don't have the energy to pivot to criticizing a fascist president for launching an all-out attack on free expression at universities.

Three things made the US a rich and powerful nation: the rule of law, its science & innovation system, and openness to foreign talent. Remarkable how Trump has taken a sledgehammer to all three. No enemy of this country could do more.

i think it is bad that high level public officials do not respect the offices they hold or the public they are supposed to serve

really don't like how every fed aligned with trump is masked now

While it could take years for ICE to ramp up enforcement as a result of this spending, you need to understand that we are talking a complete sea change in ICE's ability to ramp up mass deportations.

I’m horrified by the murder of two Israeli embassy staffers at an event in DC last night. The fact that the gunman said he did it to “free Palestine” makes me nauseous. Murdering people for their nationality is never acceptable and this violence hurts Jews, Israelis, *and* Palestinians.

If this bill becomes law, ICE will become the best-resourced law enforcement agency in the history of the country, with more funding for detention than the entire federal Bureau of Prisons.

Just blatant fascism -- engage in our nationalist project or we will punish you.

an insane country

Suspect in custody after two Israeli embassy staff shot dead near Washington DC Jewish museum www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...

I saw at least one National Post columnist softening Trump's actions today, for the record

I have a lot of respect for Sean Speer, but I worry about this sort of complacency settling back in. Just because the U.S. may not be about to invade us doesn’t mean we should be pretending we can turn back the clock and treat it as a reliable partner again anytime soon. thehub.ca/2025/05/21/r...

No one has ever LinkedIn this hard. I am CRINE.

Don't look away, don't normalize: this is the virtually unconstrained leader of the world's most powerful country ambushing the president of South Africa with conspiracy-fueled racist propaganda promoted by his unelected billionaire maybe-appointee who has caused the deaths of children through DOGE.

lol

this was some weird shit, folks

Everything anyone tells you about a "useful major" is based on shit from 20 years ago that will no longer be applicable by the time you graduate so just pick a thing you actually enjoy because it's going to be a fucking dice roll anyway.

to be the Joe Rogan of the left, a man must have been on a deeply underrated sitcom, so I invite you to go through the BETTER OFF TED cast.

Welp. Off to El Salvador with him.

Yuuuuuup. Ideas have never been the issue. The key is picking which ones are worth writing about, and which are worth writing will change with the specific author. I wrote a whole fucking novel about the moon turning to cheese. I assure you, ideas are the easy part. Execution is what matters.

We desperately need a liberal Pat Sajak

As someone who grew up in apocalyptic Christian evangelicalism, I cannot emphasis this enough: Christians are the ones driving US policy here. They need Israel to exist so the end of the world can happen and Jesus can come back. They don’t care about Jewish people.

And Canada has been invited to take part? Sounds like we're about to get shaken down then accused of not holding up our end or some other bullshit.

“I don’t even recognize you, Secretary Rubio.” This is so well done. Respectfully calling out a colleague who so pathetically sold his soul. Take a moment, listen, and share.👇

One reason I think there's even a search going on for a "Joe Rogan of the Left" is that there are no cool non-sellout rockstars anymore really. Not even trying to be pat about that, the music industry is a totally different thing now, it used to be a carrier signal for a lot of good

“It wasn’t always like this. I moved to this city as a wide-eyed twenty-year-old, ready to take on the world with energetic abandon. Now, I’m no longer twenty years old. Something really has changed with this city.”

Well, hell. RIP to perhaps the greatest one-liner delivery machine in TV history.

It’s like a guy can’t even heil Hitler a single time on national TV anymore without being called a Nazi

Ruling us like conquered territory. looting our country

Paraphrased from audio: “If someone opens and reads my mail it is a crime, if the state opens and reads my mail I have recourse as a citizen against spying and invasion of privacy, I don’t have that recourse if Facebook reads my messages or Bluesky reads my messages.”

Wait, is this -- is this real? They actually published a list of books that may or may not exist? (The Last Algorithm by Andy Weir is, for example, not an actual book!) Please, jfc, tell me this isn't real. I'm not finding it online anywhere, which makes me hope it's fake? Gotta be fake, please?

honestly hilarious

They arrested a member of Congress today. They arrested A Member of CONGRESS today.

My statement on the charges filed against me:

I think basically you have to assume based on this that the trump campaign involved a lot of secretly paying for endorsements bsky.app/profile/pale...

Devastating. The cowardice and the betrayal of an incomparable news brand.

People keep asking why The Onion is doing well right now, and it's simply because we just refuse to kowtow. I cannot stress enough how good it is for your business and your soul be strong and even fun in the face of the ongoing horror and bullshit. www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...

in a keffiyeh no less. a Vince Carter dunk on imperialism. you love to see it