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it’s time for Millennial James Bond. he’s listening to podcasts in the Aston Martin. a henchman steals his vape and instantly dies after taking a hit. there’s an action sequence where he gets too high at an LCD Soundsystem show and starts punching people

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social what is your FUT XI?

Saw this cat with a hot dog

Proof that Forrest Gump is what Trump thinks the army is

just drove thru catonsville and they got more chairs saving spaces for 7/4 already than there are at this fash parade

🖤 Baltimore 💛

i don’t think it’s realistic to ask people being targeted due to their ethnicity and national origin not to engage in displays of ethnic and national pride

Creating a defensive fortification of 2-ton flaming batteries I summon from my phone and pay for with klarna

Brake-check all Tesla drivers. It helps train the autopilot.

to clear the air: this account has known about turnstile for a long time but only like them now that their music is good

give me beep boop music any day over music composed by rich white guys with ironic beards who i know are trying to get me to stomp and clap in a designer barn somewhere in darkest Vermont damn your eyes, you’ll not catch me stomping and clapping alive

Official Cuomo ad has him dapping up a guy in an I ❤️BBWs hoodie

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when my friends from college tell their spouses an embarrassing story about me

as a person from the suburbs of NYC I must make clear that "bacon cheese and egg" is not how a suburbanite says it, it's how an alien from a planet where lead instead of carbon is the foundational molecule for life says it

Indianapolis is just the Breezewood of the USA

I think this is a noble instinct, but any amount of time in a vegan straight-edge hardcore scene will disabuse people of the notion that sobriety automatically makes for better people. We could also point at the teetotaling president who scorns alcoholics.

Changing the stickers I put on Teslas from “Elon Musk is a Nazi” to “This is the car Chris Cillizza drives”

When the RoFo lady tosses in an extra tendie >>>>>>

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This could be us but you playin’

Chuky!

Picked up some collectibles on the work trip

bro it’s okay that you need ai to help you write an email. anubis has weighed your soul against the feather of fate and found you unworthy. prepare to be devoured

Finally time for the years most awaited fixture

the usual command for him to get an engine started is to get a friend to blow into an interlock

Leisure Suit Larry Solid

truly dont understand how you can make an app as bad as the MASN app

The Wizards playing some of the worst basketball I’ve ever seen just end up with the 6th overall pick is very funny

Shout out to the part of Newark NJ that you see from the train that has a World of Warcraft ass name

But I’ll always remember the time Mike Bloomberg shook that dogs snoot like a business handshake

Shut down the facility