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Chef, veteran, entertainment cracker, part-time villain/cosplayer/gamer/human rights advocate. Sometimes funny, sometimes serious, always blunt.
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NEW BOMBSHELL REPORTING FROM DER SPIEGEL Mobile numbers, email addresses and even some passwords belonging to top Trump officials including Mike Waltz, Pete Hegseth, and Tulsi Gabbard have been found online, revealing an additional grave, previously unknown security breach at the highest levels. 1/

submitted 84 days ago • 552 comments

Hey Elon, you twat, had you just kept preaching climate change and Mars, we would have keep buying your golf carts. But you got involved with the Orange destroyer and now your company is worth 200 BILLION less Good game ya Nazi fuck.

submitted 92 days ago • 34 comments

NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.

submitted 109 days ago • 5963 comments

Just going to leave this here should it become useful to anyone…

submitted 113 days ago • 598 comments

Look, if Muck gets to deadname his child, I can still call it the Gulf of Mexico.

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submitted 127 days ago • 108 comments

Since Superbowel weekend was so slow, I had a chance to actually play around in my playground and see if I still remembered how to make crème Pâtissière. Say hello to my Brûléed Banana Cream Pie bites.

submitted 127 days ago • 1 comment

Donald Trump and Elon Musk are active threats to our country and our democracy. Musk should never have had access to these systems in the first place. House Democrats will hold them both accountable. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/07/n...

submitted 129 days ago • 56 comments

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

submitted 134 days ago • 1671 comments

52 years after Roe v. Wade, we’ve seen that progress isn’t guaranteed. Minnesota was the first state to codify the right to reproductive freedom after it was overturned. We’ll continue to stand as a firewall against any and all attacks on reproductive freedom.

submitted 146 days ago • 87 comments

Here's what we're not going to do: we're not going to excuse away nazi behavior by calling it autism. #elonmusk

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

The Bellamy salute is held perpendicular to the body, pantomiming or holding a miniature American flag, and has not been used in America since 1942, when we found out the Germans were doing the salute Elon did. And the Roman salute was created by Italian fascists in the 30s to mock the Bellamy.

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

Just remembered this

submitted 149 days ago • 79 comments

He said it, and they STILL CHEERED!

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

My thoughts on "thanking DJT" for "saving" TikTok #tiktokban #tiktokrefugee

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

It's funny, for years, I said I would never join TikTok, and even made fun of people that treated it like a dating app. Then, 2 years ago, I finally made an account, and within 3 months, was in a relationship with someone I found there. Now it's gone, and i still need to fill her car video quota...

submitted 150 days ago • 1 comment

I honestly wasn't sure about putting the gold vest as a middle layer, but it turned out very well, I think.

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments

Jumpscares abound in the inaugural portraits, but let's have some fun. #inaugural #Mashup #jumpscare

submitted 153 days ago • 2 comments

Did you see my new Demonias?

submitted 153 days ago • 2 comments