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Sorry but this Khamenei dude is way more credible than Secretary Text the War Plans

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This is disinformation. I have on reliable authority that the proximate cause of this is actually that Tom Homan is a bitch.

submitted 1 day ago • 25 comments

Andrew Cuomo gets publicly humiliated. Bill Clinton learns his endorsement is worth less than dogshit. What a great time to be a hater. A golden age.

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The most disturbing thing about these electric butt plug worms is that I’m eating them up

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Washington Post doing the job of war mongers and the military industrial complex. Remarkable.

submitted 4 days ago • 51 comments

Ngl, Down Whit USA goes hard

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We backstabbed the Kurds, we're sending back Afghan interpreters to be killed. Even Canada and Mexico. We signed a trade deal that we don't respect. Friends or foe, why would anyone trust us about anything? Literally anything?

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Today is a pretty good reminder that if you have nukes, no one fucks with you.

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American Pope time!

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fuck, so those lobster tail and steak videos were real? that sucks so much.

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JFC, we are gonna do unlimited Islamophobia again; aren't we?

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I worry that escalating war with Iran will be used to whip up more fear and hate for non-white immigrants, particularly those of Arab descent, and be used for unjust deportations.

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Mr. President, the Admirals keep telling us they can’t fill a battleship with Wildfire and float it at Iran.

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Man, Trump really likes getting Americans killed. Every time he’s president we seem to loose like, a million citizens.

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Brad Lord? Pretty ballsy name there, dude

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The decision to send the oldest carriers to deal with anti ship missile region has some interesting implications

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We have a little saying in Texas. Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice….THERES FUCKING NUKES AIMED AT YOUR DOGGIES, GRANDMAS, AND WIFI ROUTER. WE GOTTA KILL THEM ALL! EVERY LAST ONE!! USA USA USA USA USA

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Live from Dodgers Stadium where Shohei Ohtani was just HBP. Here’s a live look at the Los Angeles’ DH

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Shohei is freaking everyone out rn.

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I loved him like a brother in-law

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lol, that shit bounced out of Tatis’ glove. Fucking awesome.

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How does a team valued at $1.7 Billion struggle so long to find funding for a stadium?

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This is the softest of softball opposition possible, and it still leaves this chinless freak completely flabbergasted. We live in the stupidest fucking country possible. You don't have to hand it to Tucker, but it's embarrassing that all it would take is this level of pushback from dem opposition

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I guess veterinarians can insert a vent into bloated cows in order to burn off excessive gas building up inside the animal. The vented gas is full of methane and it can be set on fire. Anyway, I’m opening up a clinic for humans based on this medical procedure.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

NO GODS, NO KINGS, DINOSAURS!

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Dunno why Shohei is doing this

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chicken thighs are the best part of animal. Egg hole is probably number two.

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Already got a sea lion to tend to tomorrow AM

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A Zionist on your timeline complaining about rockets raining down where civilians live? No problem. Just reply with “Hamas was in there” and they’ll completely and rationally understand

submitted 10 days ago • 8 comments

I’ve reached the age where pizza is a form of self harm.

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Mookie Betts, Rafael Devers and Chris Sale have netted Vaughn Grissom, Alex Verdugo, Connor Wong, Jeter Downs, Jordan Hicks, and Kyle Harrison. Those trades would have the Red Sox kicked out of a fantasy league.

submitted 11 days ago • 21 comments

Never forget Israel started this war with Iran, and they are still committing Genocide in Gaza.

submitted 11 days ago • 34 comments

if you're such a "father," what's your favorite member of the Falco genus?

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Inside Out? You mean, Requiem for a Dream for Kids? yea, no thanks.

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Look, I didn't need all this. I'm already going to watch the next season of Fargo.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

best guitar player in the world. Self-taught - Thank you, dad!

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Miku handshake forged in the fires of fan meetups, Hank would be impressed #fortnite

submitted 11 days ago • 81 comments

oh god dammit, we're going to have to hear about this trade for an entire Sunday Night Baseball Broadcast

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Fuck, I just opened a BLT joint in Baghdad. My shit is all fucked up now

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

wracking my brains to think of someone who would have had access to a police uniform, a police-issue plate carrier, and a police car

submitted 12 days ago • 90 comments