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I am artist amongst other things ‘Nice girl, bit weird’ Living on Stolen Land ✨✨ All drawings are able to be purchased. DM if interested 🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩
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Bit of bounce Bit of silly

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I am certain this will end well. 😏

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There's a pet zebra loose and running around Nashville. I want to see it so bad so I can yell IS THIS A TURKEY

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This was too much

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I love how its 'we (the audience) subscribe to much power to headlines' and not 'media agents should start using the impact of a headline responsibly'

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The hollaring

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tell👏people👏when👏they👏are👏being👏mice👏 “aw thank you! that was so mice of you to do that”

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Pigeon Feels Silly About Still Being A Little Scared Of Plastic Owl theonion.com/pigeon-...

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I've studied enough squirrel gallop to know a thing or two about squirrel gallop

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“In travelling from the ploughed womb of the rural towards the stretched horizons of the urban, people are no longer at the mercy of nature — instead they find themselves at the mercy of money.” ~ Marwa al-Sabouni, Building for Hope

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The hollaring

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The correct way to make a jam sandwich/butty is two slices of white bread, spread jam, butter before if you wish. Then fold each slice on to itself. No putting slice on top of one another.

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The only way to do great work is to love what you do - Buddha #crochet 🧶

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Feelings aren't a good enough excuse

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I’ve never seen a the Importance of Being Earnest but already ‘I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train’ is my favourite line

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So recruiters are using AI to filter job applications and employees are using AI to write their CVs. Let's bin it all off and replace it rolling D&D dice. "Gandalf has 18 for appitude, invite him to an interview for a job in IT"

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She's my damsel in dis dress 🥵

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It's not butterflies. It's arson with wings.

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This was too much

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Just saw a dude wearing green-pinstriped seersucker pants with a pistachio sport coat in what appeared to be either linen or a silk-linen blend and was heartened by this evidence that not everyone has given up.

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"jesus" is french for " i am sus"

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Leaders of thoughts starting to talk loudly about the importance of human creativity feels a lot like an attacker applying bandages to the wounds they inflicted.

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"Daddy what did you do in the Meme Wars?" "Mostly entertaining the tropes"

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It’s June 1st y’all! *Kicks down the door* *Unsheathes rainbow swords* *Narrows eyes* Time to be gay as fuck.

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happy gay june. or as i like to call it, "Goon." why are you laughing like that

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rebelling against everything that’s keeping you small

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This is impressive. When I’m on cannabis, I usually can’t recall anything.

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my 8yo just showed me his impression of a drunk 20 year old. he just kind of flopped around and went "today IS tomorrow"

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Thank you op shop fairy

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My female character i love

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Baking is ballet, cooking is burlesque

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I have been happy So happy for weeks Not Manic But happy Not desperately smelling every rose Not seeking and clinging to joy or swirling and scattering into bliss And mania and manic ecstasy. Nope, just happy Plain old gently content happy The good stuff

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Scientists in N. Zealand have discovered a native fungus that can break down plastic in just 140 days. Researchers at the University of Canterbury have now found that Daldinia concentrica can digest common plastics like polypropylene & polyethylene, which make up a huge portion of global waste.

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Yes, by all means, autocorrect. Let’s describe me as a “long distance ruiner.”

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In the background of this photo of me in a furry hat is a lovely ink drawing of an elegant nude that has a lovely story behind that i shall tell you now 🧵🪡🧵

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