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Autistic Writer and comedian. He/Him. Editor of @chaser.com.au . Columnist for @theshot.net.au Got a joke on the Hansard.
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an oomf added me on facebook and now i know their actual name, feels like forbidden secret knowledge

These days when a movie is coming out you either get 50 different trailers, teaser trailers, teaser teasers, interviews, tiktok dances etc… or you find out a movie exists because of posts about it already being out and flopping at the box office. No inbetween.

Taking clothes to the dry cleaners and a voice in the back of my head is screaming ‘really you’re going to pay for this? Are you sure you can’t wash the suit in a washing machine?’

I’m getting dms wanting me to weigh in and take a strong stance about the Sabrina Carpenter album cover and I think I will stick to the safety of talking about politics and Israel/Palestine.

Mariah Carey dropping an ai slop music video with Mr Beast is a sign that we as a species deserve the apocalypse.

its a real sign of how fucked social media and news media spaces have gotten that people are treating 'i dont want ww3' as some sort of extremist take

i dont support the first amendment of the US constitution because i dont think americans should be allowed to talk to the rest of us.

Cute how they keep inventing new names to help women not realise they’re autistic

I don’t care if you’re gay, lesbian, bi, pan, straight, ace or anything else on the sexuality spectrum; to me you all should give me $5

Gonna walk up to a cop, punch him in the face then say it was ‘preemptive self defence’. I assume the media will immediately be on my side as the victim since that’s how it works now apparently.

we're getting WW3 before gta 6

as WW3 kicks off, i cant believe how much of my life was wasted by being made to read Jasper Jones at school.

Thoughts go out to all the history teachers who are realising their lives are a lie because learning history seems to do fuck all at stopping it from repeating

The media is really trying to sunk cost fallacy us into throwing hundreds of billions of dollars at America for submarines America doesn’t have to give us as part of the deal

‘I asked chat gpt’ ‘I asked grok’ ok well I asked a group of autistic people assuming one of them would have it in their special interest

America cutting off aukus like when your friend wont break up with their toxic partner but that partner randomly breaks up with them

my favourite thing about Q&A is that when Tony Jones left they changed the name of the show to Q+A but no one noticed and it doesn't work as a hashtag so they had to keep the hashtag the same

'political editor' yet he wont stop posting about an activist

they should recode grok so that every time someone asks a question it replies by telling them their ex-wife is never coming back

treating today as my long weekend day off since the news decided that i couldnt have monday off

I remember the whiplash I felt when a popular feminist podcast I listened to out of no where started quoting Candice Owens backing Justin Baldoni People really turned heel the moment they were shown propaganda from his team

Remembering the time a Q+A producer told me that it was good that Alan Jones was super racist on the show and said vile shit to Stan Grant because it led to a lot of tweets, which was their aim for episodes Can’t possibly think of how that show went on to lose its audience

Still relevant six years later!

imposter syndrome crazy like what do you mean my work has gone internationally viral and i still dont feel like i have the stuff to do exactly that

This post ended up giving the MEAA way too much credit as a pissweak response would require them acknowledge channel 9 not backing their own employee, but the MEAA’s statement didn’t mention that at all

Looks like I’m now at 3 chaser stories with over 100k lives from this year alone

some of my chaser articles today have broken containment and people overseas are confused on whether they are real news considering its a long weekend and im tired, im not going to correct them and instead set myself up to enjoy seeing people run with them as true tomorrow

As if working on a long weekend isn’t bad enough for a journalist

I can’t wait for the MEAA to put out a pissweak response to an employer downplaying their reporter getting shot

Full article here: chaser.com.au/world/la-cop...

"We are sad that the journalist didn't dodge the projectile that chose to go towards her" said her employer. Read more: chaser.com.au/general-news...

imagine the having a police officer look at you, point a gun at you and intentionally shoot you, only for your own employer to say that you were 'caught in the crossfire'