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thebillkenney.bsky.social
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Go Guards

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Peak masculinity is PGA Tour pro Tom Kite working out in 1991

I have been logged out of my toothbrush.

someone says a variation of this once a week and it always boils down to "i'd rather stay self-satisfied around nazis than risk people i think owe me kinship making me feel like i'm wrong"

One of the most dominating performances ever

Thinking of this skeet watching Arkansas fall down early to all baby blue Ole Miss wearing white and anthracite with only the modern hog on the front and understanding everything

@chuckwolter.bsky.social may not survive the year

last slide is a real quality jump scare even if you think the first three slides have prepared you

three day weekend

Go Guards

Congratulations @katiehonan.bsky.social on writing the best piece of predictive science fiction of all time

total strangers on here love to reply to your posts and tell you about their ailments

MY AUDITION [I am shown a terrible AI picture of an alien kissing Sabrina Carpenter on a jetski] me: fam is this reaL????

HELLO D a n It is me your Agentic AI assistant R a c h e l D o l e z a l. Here are the Restaurant Reservations you asked for. I never deceived anyone

STOP ASKING AI FOR THINGS

It’s play it by year, not ear And it’s pronounced jagwires

The cement king of Sioux City who drives a brand new F-350 and has two vacation houses in Florida isn't an elite but a grad student with $200,000 in debt and a nose ring is, that's how this works.

Dude imagine the feeling of admiring the monumental shadows of a long dead empire while crushing a Meat Lover’s pie that would have killed a pharaoh

Only AI we recognize

Happy Mother's Day to God

Sports are back

Making seven scrambled eggs between three people this morning like I’m the richest motherfucker on the planet

Girls can only have 2 dolls but boys can lose 4 F-18s in the Red Sea

At the Nashville SC game, a giant flag for La Brigada de Oro, the Latino supporters section, which is not here tonight due to ICE activity. NSC officials tried to remove it, but were met with vehement objections by supporters clubs, who threatened a giant walkout if they did.

“In the first three months, the Trump family has become $3 billion wealthier, so that’s a billion dollars a month.”

a solid troll would be Dave Doeren giving updates on his wife's daily activities yeah she's good, got a couple of meetings, hitting the gym, maybe a late dinner with me later, just keepin' on keepin' on

Chicago got a pope before a 4,000 yard passer.

fish swimming by the USS Harry S. Truman

Didn’t buy it but my aunt got me the Trik Turner CD and boy oh boy that wasn’t even music

CC: The Oscars

this was NOT me but goddamn I wish I had the opportunity

The James Harden Hall of Fame discussion is going to be one of the most unpleasant things in the history of sports internet debate

Gets the Bias Meter put on it

Stephen Miller Dead Behind Eyes At 39

Zuck: the average American has three friends