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All cats think themselves godly. So Boo is working on her own Bible through her human prophet.
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Update a band name: Destiny's Grandchild Huey Lewis & The Timelines Whatcha got??

What's the over/under on Russia violating the Ukraine cease fire, and those supporting Russia say Ukraine did it first?

No clue what she's swatting at... The birds on the screen were gone cuz I forgot to charge it

Hello Monday! We're ready to start some shenanigans!

Unless it's pet water

Don't get me wrong, I love cats. Especially this little fucker. But I think the Internet needs more taco pictures... #bookofboo #cats

"Oh, you think you're pretty slick huh?" Me to a patch of ice on the stairs I'll inevitably fall on within the next couple months

At least they don't have to worry about lunch theft I suppose.

🎶 "Tonight we’re gonna party like it's 1599." 🎶 - Heritage Foundation theme song

It's the opposite of down, or a 90 degree turn from left, right, back or front.

Customer: "Gotta get this stuff too. Happy wife, happy life" Me in line: "Not necessarily. If they're happily standing over your dead body..." Another customer: "Oh god, coffee just flew out my nose. I'm gonna have nightmares later" My job there was done...

Boo believes in separation of church and state. So she forbids her prophet from making political commentary on her account. But sometimes it's just so tempting..

No! You can't maaawwww...

Cat selfie!

Find someone that looks at you the way Sy looks at his food bowl

Her eyes 😍 #blackcat #cat #littlewitch #catphoto

Whisker posting --- I mean, this length is excessive

Boo is always watching over us. Sinners* beware! *Sins include not paying cheese tax, petting at an undesirable moment**, ignoring play time **Randomly selected, even during mid pet she personally pushed for #catsofBlue #TheBookofBoo

And Boo looked down upon her believers.....

Tomorrow isn't just Thanksgiving, it's also happens to be Millie's 12th birthday & she would greatly appreciate being acknowledged in any of your holiday toasts. Thanking you in advance, Chelsea & Mar🐫

And Boo gazed upon the wickedness of the humans. For they had not played with her (in last ten minutes), nor fed her (in an hour). She spake upon her prophet (see video for proof): Thou shall heed my commands, lest I rend great tears into thine furniture. #TheBookOfBoo #cats

Then Boo saw the wickedness of the humans, not feeding her, playing with her, or petting. So she spake unto the prophet (see video for proof): Heed my words, do what I bid thee. Or mighty scratches in your furniture will befall you. #TheBookOfBoo #cats