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Wow the new Adult Mom record is so good!!!

Happy 10th anniversary of 5/9 to the 12 other people who saw Mr. Robot

It’s his time

Today.

There’s a Cambridge Pavers commercial where the brothers have shirts that say “Director” and “I’m With Director” which is NOT coming off as brotherly.

George RR Martin may think The Winds of Winter is the curse of his life but reading the ASOIAF books was the curse of mine. I’m listening to two people on the train get things wrong about it and it’s taking everything in my power to not go, “🤓👆 Um, actually.”

how I feel eating exactly one (1) sandwich instead of ordering out

SORRY. Sorry. Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement

I used to think the lyrics to The Hollows by WHY? were “In Berlin, I saw two men fuckin a dog.” Sorry.

Who upping their ra?

Magnificent tweet, deserves to live here too.

I always figured it would be a Mr. Robot type person who would blow the economy up Instead it was more of a Tim & Eric sort of guy

Tristan-maxxing for the next few days.

It’s so over for me

Slow day at work; time to watch my 401k collapse in real time.

Weird week.

Schrodingers box is when someone asks me if I've had bottom surgery

RIP King

Letterboxd, I need you to change the “you’re offline” photo. I’m so sick of looking at Ana de Armas.

Love when the iPhone gives me the “wind down, it’s bedtime” notification while I’m out. Sorry for betraying you, health app.

i quite like the new perfume genius! @xtramagazine.com

🌈 HI GAY!! 🌈 so excited to announce that i am officially a member of the twitch pride guild! so thrilled to be involved in this community space alongside so many incredible queer creators 💗

me reading national security secrets bc i've been accidentally added to a group chat

"I'm interpreting the law any way I want, the way Trump would interpret laws as he sees fit," the snack magnate told a local paper.

Teen Vogue presents: Introducing Vivian Wilson @thevivllainous.bsky.social In her 2nd-ever interview, the 20-year-old tells @ellayurman.bsky.social about going viral, protecting trans youth, her “pathetic man-child” estranged dad Elon Musk, and more @teenvogue.com www.teenvogue.com/story/vivian...

I had to listen to Chuck Schumer give the same speech at both my college graduations but he won’t listen to US?

Finally can upload this here.

thinking about when siskel and ebert were dicking off and riffing in-between takes and decided to roast the shit out of the protestants

the fourth estate is journalism. the fifth estate is a gundam named Justice with a sword the size of heaven itself

speaking of scoot mcnairy it looks like halt and catch fire is finally on a free streaming service, philo. you should watch it, it is one of my favorite tv shows ever and not enough people have seen it

Best picture goes to The Social Network for the 14th year in a row.

My general Bluesky feed is so funny. It’s absolute political doomerism followed by 3 posts about the new F1 season and an album review.

Dude, what the FUCK is going on in this Netflix OJ Simpson docuseries?

its the last day of the COZY GAMERS FOR HEART fundraiser and everything is half-off!! oh and also we're designing a valentines farm hehe LIVE NOW twitch.tv/stelllajo

Die más. Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix. tacobellquarterly.org/poem-in-the-...

Here Comes the Hotstepper is playing at the sandwich shop. There is still goodness in this cruel world.