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Part man, part freaky monkey thing. Steam/XBL/PSN tag - TheChimpyMan. Switch tag - Chimpy Man. Also on Mastodon.
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MST3K has started uploading the entirety of the DVDs to Youtube, intros, menus, documentaries, and all, each in their own video. That's pretty neat. #MST3K www.youtube.com/watch?v=99E3...

This is called a concentration camp

literally ecofascism. “only the unworthy will die.” i fucking hate how it’s publicly acceptable to say you think huge swaths of the population should be earmarked for death now

Upload all of your fucking Youtube Poops again. Then upload them again and again. I won't rest until this algorithm is a babbling, drooling moron.

Nigel Farage "I don't find comedy funny." Do you know who else didn't have a sense of humour? Adolf Hitler and all the other fascists.

I cannot stress enough that this is what happens when you let the funny people on your marketing team be funny instead of having the unfunny people micromanage their strange ideas.

it’s been true for years but anyone who takes anything this man says seriously permanently disqualifies themselves from being a credible source on anything “rewrite the entire corpus of human knowledge” for fuck’s sake

Very cool, and also very safe, that everyone people trying to live their lives now have to account for the possibility of these absolute dorks doing Sicario Fantasy Camp maneuvers at random.

Meanwhile a journalist who promotes Great Replacement Theory, supports ethnic cleansing and is cited in the manifesto of two Islamophobic mass murderers is a regular on BBC Radio 4

The rules-based order, folks x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/the-uk-is-...

they should probably stop kidnapping people

And the *really* crazy part is: probably less than 0.1% of the planet's population is in favour. I mean, only a complete lunatic or moron would choose war and AI, leading to planetary collapse, as his/her preferred option.

We failed to destroy the Tory Party in 2018-19, mainly because the regime's media wing wanted to destroy the Labour left instead. A whole bunch of people who should have known better (incl GPEW) went along with this, and now we're fucked.

I feel like there used to be more understanding that if you punish people the same for mild acts of protest and actual terrorism you just make terrorism look more appealing.

Gonna be mourning this cancellation 💔 Please play Hypnospace Outlaw if you haven't!!!! Agh!! Tragic

2 dollars for a snappy and snazzy twin-stick boss rush. Furi's bosses feel like a final boss in most other games - they will rain curbstomps on you. But that goddamn magical Carpenter Brut soundtrack nudges you to push on. bsky.app/profile/wari...

I’ve got a pocket got a pocket full of GLITTER

Genocide is ok, but we draw the line at paint 🤡

Gosh. If only there was some way to avoid this. Like wearing a well fitting respirator. But only weirdos mask now, because covid is over and even if it wasn't over it's not a big deal and even if it was a big deal you gotta live your life, so really what can you do better swallow some razorblades

This idea that Trump ran on "a platform of peace and nonviolence" is such a howler. He ran on ethnic cleansing and terrorizing people (you know the ones) you don't like.

We are witnessing the first livestreamed genocide in history. Those who facilitate these crimes against humanity should face accountability — not those who have the humanity to oppose them. End all arms sales to Israel, now.

Shareholders, Gamers™, people like Matt Walsh and so forth don't like having "fun" and ultimately don't want anyone else to have "fun" because having "fun" makes people happy. So have fun. You'll be better off for it.

I note that between Palestine Action and this twerp, only one of them has extreme views about e.g. the level of massive violence that can and should be used against entire civilian populations.

Only this vile immoral Labour government would go this far, I actually don't think the previous tories would have done this...

"impartiality concerns" translation: They told the truth about what Israel was doing in Palestine.

they just want trans people dead it's not complicated

I appreciate that Tomino opened his mouth and the Wow Cool Robot/War Is Bad meme literally fell out

So ICE covers their faces and hides their identities, and then when they're called out for trying to break Constitutional law, their response is like Shaggy, "It wasn't me." This is how fascists gain control. Do not let them get away with this. Continue to call out that fascism at every turn.

Because most reactionary centrists are actually just conservatives, but they feel a little guilty about it and worry it will make people dislike them

We've had Robbie Williams but a monkey, then Final Destination but with a monkey, and now a road-trip romance but with a monkey. These new Planet Of The Apes films are going in a weird direction. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Bgg...

"we need to learn from history" it's just a house where some people were brutally tortured, if you're hosting weddings there it's clearly not serving its purpose of teaching you about the lives of all those people who were brutally tortured

your annual reminder from me that british folks don't have the domestic infrastructure to survive extreme temperatures and can die from it, so if you're about to make a smug remark as an american, let me tell you as a fellow citizen it's free to shut the fuck up <3

Donald Trump and Republicans literally killed the right to an abortion and yet the link to the Republican Party was not made. It’s insane.

The thumbmail reads like the animals have become scientists now. Which would be pretty rad.

I love the implication of the picture, as if a non-halal butchers doesn't deal in carcasses.

Texas Bans Consensual Sex theonion.com/texas-b...

I told you this was going to happen lol - by a Lord no less! You can trace pretty direct lines of influence between far-right Twitter accounts and what journalists and politicians in this country talk about - great stuff 👍

What happens in the UK if you dump millions of tons of sewage? You get more money. What happens if you burn 72 people to death? *crickets* What happens if you owe 2p?

I love that this can be Dune or Warhammer 40k depending on your fandom of choice

They always lie. No border agency has any credibility left after all the nationalistic and racist narratives they have not only spewed but embodied. They're gaslighters and abusers. Treat them accordingly.

theyre mad at this while theyre actively are arresting US citizens too.

isn't it wild how wherever you find right wing politics you find child rape? and the further right it is the more child rape is likely to be involved? really interedasting stuff, much to consider

To be really clear: The reason members of Congress can't just walk right in is because of the guns. Armed DHS personnel won't allow entry. In other words, DHS is using armed force to *break* laws. Democrats need to wrap their minds around that. Accept that the frog is boiled.

I was catching up on the Marathon delay news, and this quote by Herman Hulst perfectly sums up why these games aren't for me anymore. Every single time all they talk about is analytics, test groups, engagement and research data. The word "Fun" is never used in any of those interviews.

This is Telegraph levels of anti-trans propaganda from the New York Times.