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If I listen to a podcast long enough I’m allowed to call them my friends. Nobody but me will ever even know, it’s fine.

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Well it’s that time of the week when I stress-eat a whole frozen pizza

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Yes, what ABOUT the nanobots? Do they not have rights??? If trump will come for the nanobots, will he not come for you too?

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

what about the nanobots

submitted 13 days ago • 126 comments

It’s comforting knowing that Flavor is on the right side of history.

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“Changes”

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Bruce Springsteen needs to stick to Sports! - guy who confused Bruce Springsteen and Huey Lewis

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I want the drug tom cruise is addicted to in minority report

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

I have a feeling it’s a good day to take a day off from da news. I filled up the bird feeder, I’m ready to sit and watch.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Screaming into my void of bot followers: the John mulaney Netflix show is good!

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

I can’t believe this is posted by a “real” journalist.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Bonked my knee on a car door a day ago and I’m still like Oooooooohhhh ahhhhhhh it stings!!!!

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

It should just be one temperature all day. No more up and down and back up again. Just one temp!

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We made it, fam.

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Reposting this for my bot followers to enjoy

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

I realized that been listening to a lot of The Cranberries & The Doobie Brothers lately and my first instinct was to find a therapist.

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

The cool thing about my mid30s has been that every time a big rain storm rolls in my left ear hurts all day. Isn’t that interesting

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

Sir, we’ve detected alien farts 125 million light years away.

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

“Bad things are fine if I don’t see them!”

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

As if a little food poisoning would ever stop me from eating chicken wings. Get real.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

One thing I’m not sure Donny has considered yet, regarding the tariffs, is killing himself.

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