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democrats must NOT back down from the shutdown fight UNLESS it looks rude

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

if you hate REPUBLICANS but love GUNS let’s start a MILITIA 🫡

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

if you can’t afford to tip, you can’t afford to rent your apartment

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

unfortunately i am prohibited from being chill like that, i WILL be freaking out

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

more expensive eggs > democracy

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

the only thing that gives me hope is the knowledge that our life expectancy is shorter than our parents’ it’s a waiting game, and we are killing it

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

people need to understand that A.I. IS the future, whether they like it or not. and the future IS a dystopia, whether they like it or not.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Bro’s down with Cuomo creeping but not you disliking it

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Shane Gillis might have delivered the worst SNL monologue I’ve ever seen

submitted 75 days ago • 10 comments

I feel like I’m doing Bluesky wrong. Where are the shitposts? Why is everyone so optimistic? Where oh WHERE ARE THE SHITPOSTS?

submitted 177 days ago • 0 comments

And if you pump more than three times it’s jerking off 😔

submitted 177 days ago • 0 comments

Want to mobilize your writing? Make a zine. It can be as short/long as you want, and you keep your writing as a physical product instead of a digital file that exists to float in a void. Comic creators lean into indie publishing, why don’t writers?

submitted 177 days ago • 0 comments

ADVICE: Mom Voted For Trump “I knew we had different political beliefs, but I never thought she would vote for Trump. My grandparents are Mexican immigrants who came here illegally, and my mother only became a citizen after…” Read the full story: thedailyegg.substack.com/p/advice-mom...

submitted 177 days ago • 0 comments

if you see this post a bird 🐤

submitted 178 days ago • 0 comments

We absolutely need a president that is downright hostile to M&A. Acquisitions are how private equity ends up buying every good thing and shitting on it. Mergers are how we end up with three huge businesses running everything. It's why all our media is owned by billionaires.

submitted 299 days ago • 28 comments

I’m a fan but GODDAMN

submitted 298 days ago • 0 comments

It’s time for Biden’s lame duck onslaught Use the superpowers the Supreme Court gave you! Shit or get off the toilet!

submitted 298 days ago • 0 comments

SEE YA - dashare.zone ADMIN

submitted 298 days ago • 0 comments

Jesus Sorkin really proving the power of words here: www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...

submitted 298 days ago • 1 comment

Please, sir. Can I have some precedented times

submitted 298 days ago • 6 comments

100%, and if the Dems were smart they’d rebuttal with effective and promotable legislation. People only buy into this bullshit when they feel like their country failed them. If Dems get shit done, they won’t have to worry about this

submitted 298 days ago • 0 comments

Worse yet, that the old guy is still gonna win 49% of the vote

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I actually love this

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Remember that Trump was down with Jan 6 for like 3 hours before officially asking the insurrection mob to stand down. ANY Dem candidate is better than American Hitler

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