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No not that Dan, the other one https://linktr.ee/thedanmueller
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submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

hourly we are so cooked

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Marcus Mathers just casually hitting the sickest destroyer you will ever see #ThePeoplevsGCW

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

Giants fans don't deserve this, but Cowboys fans do Go birds

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

maybe we shouldn't have defended pop punk

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

Shout out to me, who will be going to bed at 9 o’clock and waking up in a different year

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

That a dude with a couple cameras and a plate of appetizers can make something worth $82.5 million and a media company looks at that and goes "couldn't we make even more money if we had AI do it?" tells you exactly how stupid these people are

submitted 166 days ago • 273 comments

“What the New Day has meant to me ... where this last DECADE has taken us? It’s beyond literally my wildest dreams. Because I’m someone who didn’t have wildest dreams.” This is the story of Ettore “Big E” Ewen.

submitted 177 days ago • 2 comments

IYO SKY is my president

submitted 179 days ago • 0 comments

Look, Josh Allen is not my president, but he's great at football

submitted 192 days ago • 0 comments

Geno Smith is my president

submitted 192 days ago • 0 comments

Bless be🙌 music.apple.com/us/album/the...

submitted 194 days ago • 0 comments

I’m playing a show today and I’m on at 9. This is NOT going according to plan

submitted 195 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck it, whales are fish. More soon.

submitted 197 days ago • 463 comments

Petition for matinee concerts so I can go to bed at 9

submitted 726 days ago • 0 comments

my favorite thing about new twitter are all of the scientology ads

submitted 740 days ago • 0 comments

It’s fucked up that they don’t make full sized dishwashers that you can see into. Lemme see what’s going on in there!

submitted 744 days ago • 0 comments

Thanks Twitter, I thought I tweeted from Uranus

submitted 756 days ago • 0 comments

Quote retweeting for my bot followers

submitted 757 days ago • 0 comments

How do I get verified on here I’m very important. See proof below

submitted 758 days ago • 0 comments

Monday Morning Music: Snarky Puppy’s “Empire Central.” I saw these guys about a week or so ago and while I love most of their other records, I hadn’t given this one much of a listen. Some really great jazz/fusion tunes and easy listening while working. https://album.link/i/1624123331

submitted 758 days ago • 0 comments