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thedcshaw.bsky.social
LA face with an Oakland booty.
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Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

submitted 11 days ago • 85 comments

You wanna see something really scary? open.substack.com/pub/amandagu...

submitted 16 days ago • 68 comments

Are you fucking kidding me? Get that garbage out of my league. @cfl.ca better put a stop to this or they're going to get heat from other teams as well. As a TiCats fan I don't want to play some racists.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Gwyneth Philips you are a rockstar

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Magic Amulets for everyone!

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Did John Tavares sell Max Pacioretty a magic amulet?

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Listened to Jeff Goldblum on @offmenuofficial.bsky.social and he might be the most deranged individual ever. Then I realized I was listening on 1.5x speed. Slowed it down to 1.0x. Didn't dissuade this belief.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Bruce Fanjoy for a change.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Especially when it would have been about 6 minutes of her time.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Today, I was waiting in line to vote. Someone was voting and there were 2 people in line behind me. A lady walked in, looked at the line and said "I don't have time to wait." and left. I don't know who she was, or what she had to do, but I can't imagine anything more important than voting today.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

The perplexing logic of the latest CPC ad

submitted 54 days ago • 3 comments

Sorry Conservatives, the two old man golfers, who seem unsure that they want to vote for you, are not going to convince me to vote for you.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

THE ALBUQUERQUE ISOTOPES SCORED THREE RUNS ON A BASES-LOADED WALK AND THERE IS VIDEO

submitted 62 days ago • 140 comments

Why does Andrew Scheer look like Rick Mercer after about a 6 year bender? This is perfect source for a This Hour has 22 Minutes skit.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck 👏 Wayne 👏 Gretzky 👏

submitted 74 days ago • 1 comment

@jonassiegel.bsky.social looking at the shot rate location charts for the Leafs this year and doesn't it look (for lack of a better word) weird? Basically nowhere are they taking excessive shots. Compared to 23-24 or other teams around the league.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Fix your hearts or die.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Finally got around to doing something.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Dave Franco to play Luigi Mangione in upcoming biopic.

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

Ok so apparently he didn't have it custom made, he just had a big dumb pumpkin head.

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

If I were having a custom hat made I would make the custom hat big enough to fit my head.

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

Is eggnog just ice cream that hasn't been frozen yet?

submitted 181 days ago • 0 comments

Is my first skeet on Blue sky about saving an independent book store? Yes it is. chng.it/Z5JNFn9PVB

submitted 213 days ago • 0 comments