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These are the people that make America great 🇲🇽🇺🇸

SCHATZ: Is the United States being invaded by a foreign nation? CAINE: At this time I don't see any foreign state sponsored folks invading SCHATZ: Is there a rebellion? CAINE: There are definitely some frustrated folks out there

leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening historians: that thing is definitely happening star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it news outlets: these protesters are out of control

It’s been wild to watch her grow up.

Some of you have always been able to find your names on personalized souvenirs and it shows.

“Time is a construct” I say to the officer cuffing me for not getting the “count to a minute in your head” sobriety test

The Minotaur — George Frederick Watts, 1885

Josef Fenneker, 1930

Went to a symphony performance for a live score to Fantasia, and those cowards didn’t play Night on Bald mountain.

My company stopped matching our 401ks due to economic uncertainty. The owner of this company is one of the biggest Trump donors in Washington state.

If anyone knows how to get ahold of @boburnham.bsky.social I really need to talk to him

Dear @saycet.bsky.social “Donatien” is perfect. Thank you.

Admittedly, I miss kicking open hive nests of fascist in comments…

Any volunteers to change the doomsday clock?

Carrie Underwood’s “Before he cheats” is a glaring example of how the angry white woman is praised but the angry black woman (Bey’s Lemonade) is touted as uncivilized with animalistic reactions.

I NEED IT SO BAD

Every day that the sun is out a little longer triggers an inverse proportional amount of sadness inside me.

mantra 🕉️

I hope Bo Burnham has been well over the last few years… anyone know him?

I'm not wasting a lot of attention on proposals to conquer Canada and Greenland, but they do show that the right believes that climate change is real.

I can't believe there's people finding out about THE ODYSSEY because of the new Nolan film and complaining about spoilers. Sir please it was written almost 3000 years ago what spoilers are you talking about.

:Me letting the ad play after a video bc my hands are busy: My algorithm: “Holy fuck she loves this shit.

Woke up and was sopped in yesterday.

What an absolute legend.

No rain scheduled for the week. Lame.

The debate rears its head again.

Zoomies.

Dear, @alyankovic.bsky.social I threw a tantrum for “Bad Hair Day”.

James Bond movies never show the part where the supervillain collects government subsidies to build his death tech.

Crazy how breathing can cure a cramp. The pain is like, “Oh no! Oxygen!!”