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thedirtbird.bsky.social
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The way he exceeds his own stupidity is quite something.

Dying at this caption to a video of someone rescuing a bunny

please don’t put in the newspaper that that i got swamp ass

There are no distractions. It's all bad. Systematically stripping trans people of their rights, guys in balaclavas shoving any brown person with a tattoo into a ummarked vans, ending healthcare for millions. It's all in service of fascism and technofeudalism. It's all one thing. That's the point.

What’s up with those doomsday clock guys. Have they just given up

Cuomo doesn’t just get to rehabilitate himself from sexual harassment because he’s rich and powerful. He gets to because he’s a man. It’s the same situation for everyday, ordinary men, while women from all walks of life are not just denied justice but punished for asking for it

BREAKING: A federal judge reversed National Institutes of Health's terminations of hundreds of critical research grants that were canceled because of their alleged connection to disfavored topics, including diversity, equity, inclusion, and gender identity. This is a major win for public health.

This argument is so insane. I would 10000x prefer inexperience to bad ethics and morality

The Times saying last year they'd no longer endorse candidates in local elections, then immediately being like "oh but not THAT guy" 10 months later because the candidate wants free buses gives away the whole game. "Objectivity" means you break your own rules to punch left as much as you want.

This is the plot of a Seinfeld episode

Grace Kelly had great posture

(forgot the stove was on) it's called a reduction

If you’re in LA in a public space this month and someone tries to get you to sign a petition about wages and voting DO NOT SIGN IT. this is businesses trying to repeal an ordinance that increases wages for workers in hospitality spaces ahead of the Super Bowl, World Cup, & Olympics. Do not sign!

Oh lol so he's definitely gonna win huh?

ME: *points at my "World's Greatest Dad" shirt* CO-WORKER: *points at his own "World's Greatest Dad" shirt* ME: *takes a sip from my "World's Greatest Dad" mug* CO-WORKER: *sips from his own "World's Greatest Dad" mug* ME: [eyes narrow] *draws "World's Greatest Dad" sword*

What!!! Why avoid art like this

#booksky

look at this gorgeous freakin rose that grew in my garden

spoken like a diehard White Sox fan

Idk why my mom sent me this

This cannotttt be the real audio hahahah

Happy Father’s Day to all the Dads on The Mets

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see

Coyote pups at a cemetery in Chicago. Watch with sound on.

Unsung hero of WWII

Netanyahu has done more depraved shit than just about anyone else in Jewish history. Starting a war with a regional opponent to save himself from being thrown in jail is absolutely despicable—and it’s not even the worst crime he’s currently committing. He’s a world historically heinous individual.

In case you weren't aware, the greater LA metropolitan area is the size of Portugal and contains 80% more people. They cannot constitutionally do this, but also, they cannot physically do this.

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Hitler was such a bad guy in history that people stopped naming their kids Hitler

It is bizarre the way people with guns, bulletproof vests, riot shields, tanks, and other military gear act like rocks are an equal threat. It’s madness! If you are scared of rocks and think the punishment for having them thrown at you should be death, you shouldn’t be in law enforcement!

The cast of Good Night and Good Luck actually make it an Amy Sherman-Palladino production actually

No I will not be doing work today, it is a religious holiday for My People

Idk man but when the administration that tried to reject humanitarian aid for Los Angeles when it was burning tries to justify their illegal military occupation by saying they aren’t going to let LA burn it kinda sounds like bullshit

Aren't the Police the protective force that maintains the status quo for the wealthy elite? Don't you think we ought to attack the roots of social problems instead of jamming people into overcrowded prisons?

"NYC is burning" baby they chose a new pizza rat

Have you guys seen the Cuomo tv ads? They’re literally doing this bit with Zohran

Gotta love an 86-year-old woman with the heart of a poster

Dear USA Deploying troops against civilians will not go well. Yours Great Britain and Northern Ireland

I forgot about this episode of Seinfeld: Jerry dates the polyamorous lady

cops doing crime on camera. as @chadloder.bsky.social has been pointing out all day, this is totally illegal. cops doing crime. on camera. adjust your stupid headlines accordingly.

Oprah lmaoooo

i’m not advocating for complete anarchy or anything but i would like to live in a country where construction and restaurant workers are given a free pass before con artists and drug lords