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thedogfather.bsky.social
Professional cloud painter and part-time ninja. I once taught a goldfish to play chess and can make pancakes fly. Living life like a disco ball in a library—sparkly and slightly confusing!
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Nothing triggers MAGA like a Pope who follows the teachings of Christ.

MAGA is the biggest self-own ever. Dummies.

Spirituality = Love Religion = Hate

www.change.org/p/recall-dan...

Well done sir.

If as President you answer “I don’t know” when asked if you’ll follow the Constitution, you have violated your oath of office and should be removed.

Dear Mr. Carney. It's a TRAP!

The oligarchs are tired of losing Billions and will take Trump down to stop the bleeding.

Oh thank Dog.

Canada is a mosaic, America is a melting pot. Vote.

Arresting Judges is a sign of fascism. Goodbye America, it was nice knowing you.

Now I'm getting all Yippy.

Words to live by

MAGA chose between Woke or Broke. They chose broke.

Wartons failed miserably. He's a grade F economic student at best.

What a fucking moron

Dear MAGA, refusing to change your mind doesn't mean you're right. It only means you don't care if you're wrong.

FLOOD the ZONE.

XAi buys X. Let that sink in. www.reuters.com/markets/deal...

I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.

Just imagine if democrats used Signal to conduct military operations...

Yeah, nobody is buying from the US again anytime soon.

The Billionaires decided that people with nothing have too much. - C. Titus.

French Senator Claude Malhuret: "Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."

Canada, please cancel the F35 order. America can’t be trusted.

A man with a Cane was the only one willing to stand up.

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Brendan Loper. #NewYorkerCartoons

Too late Trump we had a deal. The USMCA remember?

Europe announced 100’s of billions in new defence spending and none of it will go to the U.S. Good.

Donald, you shit the bed and now you must lie in it.

Trump Slump

In case anyone forgot how tariffs work

Schadenfreude

Ukrainians voted for a comedian and got a leader. Americans voted for a leader and got a clown.

Elon can go Doge himself

Fuck BESOZ. Cancel Prime and buy local.

FUCK TRUMP!

What happened today in the Oval office was a disgrace of EPIC proportions. The Trump admin is proved to the World it is firmly under Putin's control. Boycott and SANCTION the USA!

Get off your ass America

In the early 21st century, humanity reached the pinnacle of evolution, but everyone was so engrossed in their phones that they failed to notice. Since that moment, it has been a all downhill.

Dementia Don

Ontario, get off your fat ass and VOTE!

During the US governors ball, the US Army Choir surrounded the MAGA leadership and sang: "Do You Hear The People Sing" The oligarchs didn’t even realize they were being protested. #3E #USprotest #EndOligarchy

With Trump saying the tariffs on Canada and Mexico will happen, this is a great tutorial on our energy use ans what we buy and sell Follow @mrglobaltoo.bsky.social. He cuts through the misinformation and spits out the facts

May America be as fortunate as that Delta jet in Toronto—everyone walks away safely, but the right wing disappears forever.