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thedoodlebear.bsky.social
“The world will never starve for want of wonders; but only for want of wonder.” G.K. Chesterton I make stuff... if I make something you like, just ask! Always open for commissions. orcdad.com
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Kinda nuts how insurance companies will make hospitals literally shove you out the door before the anesthesia even wears off after surgery to save a few bucks at this point 😬

Off we gooooo!

All trimmed so I'll look fresh while unconscious and cut open Tuesday *lol*

When the dad is extra fuzzy: Minoxidilf

Li'l more elaborate than the previous one... but done ^_^

Meepmeep!

Freak-uilibrium: When you find that special someone who's just as weird as you.

*cricket noises*

I had no idea this existed until this week... and I'm kinda floored that it actually works. Or windowed I guess... 😳

Alrighty let's see how this fella prints! (only 32 hours 😅)

MY NEW CON BADGE IS HERE! LOOK AT HIM! HE'S THE *BEST* WOLF!! HE DESERVES ALL THE PETS!!! Thank you *very much* to @thedoodlebear.bsky.social for making this heckin wonderbwee piece for me! I love it so freaking much! Consider commissioning them yourself, DoodleBear wonderful person to work with

Mmmmm s'more pie 🤤

*homer Simpson noise* (Mike made mochi waffles and I made coconut crème and fruit for the tops)

I'm always hesitant to pimp products but gotta say this is the best keyboard I've ever had... fits my wide-as-fuck torso, doesn't have a keypad to take away space from my drawing tablet, and cherry keys with "snap" for gaming without being too noisy for typing. kinesis-ergo.com/shop/mwave-pc/

I didn't even realize I had left the time lapse feature on for this... otherwise I would have moved the prime tower :P

Yay Costco.

Okay I was only peripherally aware of what a Charr was before this commission, but I have to admit I'm kind of having a blast with it :)

"I'm so old that..." I remember when 'meal prep' was just called 'leftovers'

My sister is hilarious. She was talking about an intern who got in trouble at work and said "What is it with guys and bragging about their dicks? Isn't that like showing people pictures of a car your parents bought you and acting like you paid for it?"

Well, he took 26 hours but gosh... I'm pleased :)

He's a strange boy.

Okay, a thc-laced hot sandwich... hempanadas or pot hockets?

They like to go on about how "pride is a sin" during pride month, but let's be fair, it's only called pride month in the first place because "refusing to be ashamed of who you are" month just doesn't roll off the tongue.

Lucky while I try to explain to him why he has to eat special treats without wheat, but his sister can eat actual car parts and be fine.