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theelizardguy.bsky.social
AuDHD wife and cat mother, musical lover, drag enthusiast, pan/demi (she/her) I'm back in school (again) after several tries, but this time it's sticking! I'm seriously considering changing my major to environmental science because, well... you know
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my goal in life is to be as confident in myself as Florence Pugh is in herself

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I now know that multiple of my friends have talked with my husband about me behind but back about things they didn't like about me... this was all while I was in a deeply traumatized state and unaware of it.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Well, hell. RIP to perhaps the greatest one-liner delivery machine in TV history.

submitted 4 days ago • 141 comments

Don't steal. This happens when some new artist thinks they found something so obscure no one will notice. NOTHING is obscure on the Internet. Your ADs may not know the source material but SOMEONE will. You not only destroy your career but hurt your coworkers and damage the brand entrusted to you. 😡

submitted 8 days ago • 8 comments

I managed to break a vape cart AND a bong within a week... I think this week may be cursed or something

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

the “are sex scenes necessary?” discourse is so funny to me. everything is necessary. there is not one little crevice of life that should be spared art’s greedy touch. let alone something as important as sex

submitted 5 days ago • 34 comments

🌱Poison Ivy Cover 35🌱

submitted 7 days ago • 10 comments

omg nuerotypicals can not tell the difference between AI and autistic writing wtf

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

more time and effort was spent on the birthday card I got from this fancy restaurant than the one I received in the mail from my aunt and I think that's hilarious

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Springtime Gonzo #Muppets

submitted 8 days ago • 6 comments

I'm 42 today!

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

I'm gonna be 42 tomorrow :)

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

finished my final in about 30 minutes, which is the same amount of time it takes to drive to campus....

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I'm about to level up from "Cougar" to "Cougar Auntie" this year, let's fucking goooooo

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I do not understand why it's so difficult did people to communicate... like say the thing please and then I'll know what you're thinking

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

you know those people who absolutely hate being told what's wrong with them? I married one. I can spot what's wrong with him instantly, but I can't tell him bc it drives him absolutely crazy if it comes from me

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I've noticed that people of extremely high intellect seem to struggle in their emotional intelligence... or maybe that's just my husband

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

i'll reach you

submitted 17 days ago • 17 comments

congratulations to the new pope 🙏😇

submitted 24 days ago • 15 comments

I just want to be pretty and sexy and so chaotically good people are terrified of my power if I ever decided to use it for evil.

submitted 15 days ago • 8 comments

my new response when anyone uses the ol' "mental illness" regarding gender identity... does your gender identity make you mentally ill?

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

sooooo many people do not understand the difference between direct communication and being blunt i stg

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I know more about cooking than the woman teaching this cooking class...

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

my mini dance studio is going to have a pole!! y'all, I couldn't be more excited

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

got called a bitch already today, I'm on a roll!

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

thankful I'm not so white that I've ever shopped at The Gap

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

today was originally supposed to be my (now ex) best friend's b day party, but since he's no longer in the picture, I'll be visiting my mom instead! and I get to tell her all about the drama from the past month. Mom has to know the 🫖

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

getting my first mammogram today... I'm officially OLD 👵🏼

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

once again, someone is yelling at me for being “harsh” because the sight of a woman using direct language, a woman with a clear point of view and a voice she knows how to use is a fucking threat. i’m not putting up with this shit any more

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

born to be a weird lil dude

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment