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thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social
Actor/Playwright/Slash-Mark Enthusiast. "(A.J. Ditty) is not a puppeteer." -The New York Times One-third of @worstpossible.world ajditty.com
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On the evening of his 32nd birthday, Zohran Mamdani returned home, pleasantly drunk, to find a single levitating rose floating in the entryway of his apartment. “You will die in 52 years, 10 months, and one day,” the rose said in a somber baritone. “Before that eventuality you must become mayor.”

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It's pretty irritating how many pundits would hear the ideas "I want to shove 100 live scorpions in your mouth" and "I want to shove 0 live scorpions in your mouth" and sagely declare: "The wisest course of action is to let someone shove 50 live scorpions in your mouth."

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GOOD VIDEO GAME

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I'm proud I don't have Andrew Cuomo's record of corruption, scandal and disgrace. And the name is M-A-M-D-A-N-I.

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What we know about this admin is that when you push they say they will never back down, and then when you push a little harder they back down immediately. So keep pushing.

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This week, @samuraipanda201.bsky.social joins us once again as we discuss Quantic Dream's horrendous follow-up to Heavy Rain. That's right folks, we're going Beyond: Two Souls

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Always remember:

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The proper way to protest ICE is to wait until they actually put their hands on you then you yell OPPOSITE DAY and now they have to come live with you

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Here are some texts I got from an immigration lawyer friend of mine. Shared with permission. Some of the bleakest shit I’ve ever heard.

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I've bought something like 17 Pokemon cards in my life. No idea what the rules of the card game are. Every single time, it has been to have the thinnest possible societal excuse for carrying a photo of a Jigglypuff with me like a WWII soldier would carry a picture of his girl

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not only do most people only read headlines but most stories that have genuinely important reporting are paywalled! and why would anyone want to spend any money supporting rags like washington post? most people will just move on

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The murder of Jonathan Joss, details of which I saw last night, each moment described worse than the last, was truly gut wrenchingly horrific. This is where their "anti woke" rhetoric leads, and may it stop the train in its tracks or we, allied, stop it for them. Pure evil. Pure pointless evil.

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What a joy to get to do my Venom voice with fellow Venom voice aficionados and to talk about a movie I half-love and half-hate.

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Had an absolute blast talking with the Quorators about gun safety, poop trains, and Shaq's many elaborate revenges.

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Let the spiders all rain down!!! So cool!!!

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For the record, I cannot think of a WORSE application of AI than audiobook narration. The attempts I've heard at mimicking the human voice don't hold up under scrutiny. Even if your average reader can't hear the difference, they will FEEL it after hours of inactive, unconsidered speech.

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ROBOPRIEST (2026)

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Nostalgia Critic-Ass Pope.

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Communion Malört.

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

Remember, if the new Pope sees his shadow, that means six more weeks of conclave.

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nathan fielder (narrating): in order to better understand airline captains, i have to know what it means to lead. so i spent the last year in disguise as an italian cardinal named pizzaballa with a plan to get elected pope in the next conclave. i recreated the sistine chapel in a studio warehouse,

submitted 43 days ago • 18 comments

So excited to talk with two of my favorite podcasters about a play that is simultaneously The Last Jedi and The Rise of Skywalker at the exact same time. Also, can somebody check on Ron? We are VERY worried about Ron.

submitted 51 days ago • 4 comments

hello gamers, my unemployment is set to run out in a couple weeks, and I'm still open to freelance work. the combination of these two realities means you should hit me up with any potential writing/narrative designing you need done!

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

this week @xorenee.bsky.social joins us from different places (wisconsin) to talk about paul verhoeven’s SHOWGIRLS. you will not want to miss this one. see you wednesday

submitted 59 days ago • 5 comments

The old pope has died, the new pope struggles to be born. Now is the time of CONCLAVE.

submitted 59 days ago • 1 comment

day 51 of making a cow tools meme every day unless i don't

submitted 172 days ago • 6 comments

Sometimes doing theater means getting to play characters like Mitch Byrne: Disco King of Ping Pong.

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WE ARE LIVE. november brought along two extra competitors for an unfair advantage and devon is wearing a bald cap

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

Clive Barker gets it. faroutmagazine.co.uk/hellraiser-c...

submitted 64 days ago • 103 comments

Go give this a listen if you would also like to know what the hell's going on in Elden Ring's opening cinematic.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

I really do love talking about From Software's weirdest lil' guys.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

I needed some romps so, romp I did!

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in other news i've been continuing to listen to all of @worstpossible.world's Whit's Endless Summer series. i just finished their trilogy about the Regis Blackgaard arc and jesus. those interstitials. props to @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social for actually making me care about these silly characters

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment

you don't intimidate me. i've been defrauded by some of the continents most sinister horses

submitted 74 days ago • 2 comments

This is Utah in case anyone’s wondering how pissed off people are. I have never seen anything like this.

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