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“A mayor’s taint is sacred.”
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Dearest Oscar Mayer, I implore you. I beseech you. Make the goddamned cheese circle-shaped to match the circle-shaped meat in a Lunchable.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

I just want to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-air.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

The world is an unstable hellscape right now, politically and environmentally, but thank god Classmates.com still exists.

submitted 103 days ago • 1 comment

Me, looking at the three gift cards I got for Christmas: I’m rich, I can just quit my job now and live off Dunkin Donuts and Amazon.

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

Well, for one, nobody wants him to be found?

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry but your thoughts and prayers are out of network

submitted 157 days ago • 282 comments

What if Elf was rebooted and instead it was about how he got hepatitis from eating the chewed bubble gum but he doesn’t have health insurance so he needs to find a job to afford healthcare but he’s too sick to work. A heartwarming tale about America.

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

Herein lies my first BlueSky post.

submitted 178 days ago • 1 comment