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Proud Comedy, Sci-fi, Film, & Wrestling Nerd. There are no championship belts. There ARE championship cummerbunds. Bryan Danielson is my GOAT 🐐 🌈👐🏳️‍⚧️
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BIG WILLZ #WrestlingArt #AEW #AEWDoN #WrestleSky

@rjcity.bsky.social - "Ricochet is going to have scissors on him. Does Briscoe have an answer to that?" Briscoe is going to have a rock, isn't he? #AewDoubleOrNothing #wrestlesky

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So the good news: I was able to do some work for a friend so I can afford to watch #AEWDoN tonight. #wrestlesky The bad news: It was helping them clean up from last week's tornado damage.

Seventh son of a seventh son, eh? Does this mean we're getting a Jeff Bridges cameo in #DoctorWho?

Y'know, sometimes I worry myself that I fixate on masturbation a bit too much. Making the jokes and all that. Then I get concerned that YOU aren't fixated on masturbation as much as YOU should be... I just want everyone to cum... I'm pretty sure that's empathy.

He has to know, right?

I'm calling it now. The finish of AITA is Buddy Danielson hitting Busaiku knees (aid of a trampoline) on every member of Team DR-EVP. Nora comes out, hits a SentoNora on Buddy. Birdie traps Nora in a LaBelle Lock. Renee throws in the towel. Revenge is a dish best served cold.

We’ve got a vertical poop!

If you get abducted by a group of mimes, they will do unspeakable things to you.

Watched Stargate for the first time in a few years... and now I must go on a binge of SG-1 and the other Stargate series... I don't make the rules. 🤷

All Hail Sabin?

Believe it or not, I'm capable of dating. There's Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. January, March, May, July, August, October, and December all have 31 days. The other months have 30 or less. I know how to date.

Why are ICE agents masked to begin with? Our law enforcement officers shouldn’t be anonymous. Ever.

I'm generally not used to multiple good things happening for me in my personal life on the same day. Especially on a Monday. It feels...weird...

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Just got back from my second Indie show. They let me wear my Deadpool mask, and I'm honestly surprised how many little kids know who Deadpool is, lol Thanks for a great night of wrestling @emergewrestling.bsky.social! That ladder match was epic!!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! The new pope is from Chicago?!??! Questions need to be answered, the most important being: What's his favorite style of pizza?

The 100 Men Vs 1 Gorilla debate

so the Pope is with the Dalai Lama on a nondenominational world peace tour & they stop in Chicago. The pope takes the Lama to his favorite hot dog stand, says, you gotta try it, this guy's the best. the guy says "What can I getcha, Your Holiness?" & the Dalai Lama says "Make me one with everything."