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Engineer. Scholar. Entertainer. Best at at least one at any given moment. Florida Man. UCF Alum (2x!). Champion of double-spacing. Aspires to do good. IG & the bird: @TheMightyOx.
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The new pope is an American from Chicago. There could be a joke about deep-dish Eucharist, but I’m not going to work on it.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

"MYTH: You should have been much, much nicer to your classmates with autism growing up. FACT: This one checks out, actually." You got that right, pal.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone’s been using AI to do cartoons from Ghibli Studios. I would love to see something AI can do with cartoons from Ben Garrison.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

It’s my birthday. Anyone reading this want to say hi?

submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment

Went where? I don't see it.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

SCIENCE FAIR JUDGE DUTY! Orlando Science Center. Once again holding the fates of young scientists in my capricious and dangerous hands. Mwah-ha-ha! Seriously, though, the future is in good hands. The kids are all right.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Do you suppose condominium owners worried about the high price of eggs are now going to raise chickens on their balconies?

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. Kitchen has Food.

submitted 89 days ago • 362 comments

A tragedy in two acts.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

If Star Trek has taught me anything, it’s that fat humans are still around in the future. They’re just condemned to wear muu-muus.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

The next season of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is going to be insufferable.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Taylor Swift is gonna break up with Kelce after the game and write a song about it, isn’t she?

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

“More beans, Dr. Banner?“ “I say you boys have had enough!“

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

This may be a Gen X complaint, but kids these days don't know the joy of recording a mix tape by patiently waiting and listening to the radio and ready to hit record. Today I realized THEY DON'T MAKE RADIOS WITH *ANY* RECORDING MEDIA! They won't know that joy because THEY CAN'T! GAAAH THAT SUCKS!

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

yesterday I assembled an entire woodshed without even needing to consult the instructions Today I will dismantle an entire woodshed Tomorrow I will re-assemble an entire woodshed, this time while consulting the instructions

submitted 120 days ago • 686 comments

RIP genius storyteller scary funny guy. David Lynch.

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

it's time to kill the music it's time to cut the lights it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight

submitted 132 days ago • 282 comments

For Maths fans, 2025 is a square. 45² = 45 x 45 = 2025 Also, 9² x 5² = 2025 40² + 20² + 5² = 2025 My favourite? 1³+2³+3³+4³+5³+6³+7³+8³+9³ = 2025 #Mathematics #teaching #education

submitted 139 days ago • 942 comments

I wish I was as witty as to come up with this myself, but I’m also grateful not to have the brain rot required to come up with it in the first place.

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

This is a new post to keep up appearances that I'm active here until I can think of something really witty to post later.

submitted 167 days ago • 0 comments

Labels on new baseball caps: remove or leave on?

submitted 170 days ago • 0 comments

Car maintenance tip: if you have to transport pool chlorine with a cracked jug that you didn’t know about, take it from me. Don’t.

submitted 177 days ago • 2 comments

I don’t think Linda McMahon should be Education Secretary but can we please stop the professional wrestling slander.

submitted 179 days ago • 497 comments

I just signed up yesterday. Thank you all for following me. I promise future post will be more interesting than this.

submitted 187 days ago • 0 comments