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Pork pie is Cockney slang for lie, hence to tell a porker is to tell a lie. And we know he's going to be telling them daily ...
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No one mentioned Pennsylvania-he said you would have lost 4 Senate seats if it were not for him. He didn’t claim to have made a difference in only one state. So, again, why is he so certain it would have been 51-49 for Dems if he hadn’t done what he did?

Take note people, when someone like Musk wants to send a warning shot “don’t cancel my grants or I’ll reveal your worse secrets,” what he reveals for the warning is NOT by any means the biggest secret. Bear that in mind … again, Epstein is not the big secret Musk is reminding T that he knows …

What a time to run out of popcorn

Took away his EV credit and now threatening to take away all his subsidies and contracts .. if there was ever a moment for something less than entirely proper that took place last November to be revealed, now would be that time ...

This is a really interesting message by Elon. He says if he hadn't "helped" Trump would have lost but more specifically he says the Senate would be 51-49. That is very specific, like he feels he is responsible for the GOP winning specific Senate seats. What did he do that makes him sure of this no.?

Elon, if there is anything you know about last November's election that would benefit from scrutiny, now would be an excellent moment to mention/leak it.

Phrase of the day "ultra vires" -- acting or done beyond one's legal power or authority

Chrisley son "So pleased my parents will be free and clean" - erm, no, a pardon means they remain guilty and affirm the determination of guilt.

Or the first by aide in style of him AI says: CONCLUSION Same author (Trump), but the first is more polished, while the second is a classic Trump-style outburst with worse grammar and more aggression. This matches his pattern—official statements are cleaned up, while his personal posts are chaotic.

This is terrible news. Violence is never the answer, even in response to violence.

One of the judges said what if the baby is born to parents whose country only has birthright citizenship that baby would then be stateless. But what about the baby who is left on the door of the church or the door of the hospital, parents unknown? That baby too would be stateless under Trump.

Just buy the darn plane. It is the receiving it as a gift that is the issue. Pitch Congress that since the existing planes are old and failing, and Boeing wont finish the new ones until 2029, maybe they'll agree. Not saying you'll get approval for the 'palace' bit, or keeping it yourself in 2029.

So Trump claims he has no idea who "middlemen" are. So let's educate you Mr. P.: When Pam Bondi, ex lobbyist for Qatar, and Steve Witkoff, close friend of the emir, helped you get the free $400m plane for you to play with as your personal toy, they acted as what we call "middlemen." Clear now?

There is so much wrong with this. Not least how does an executive order compel drug companies to set any specific price for drugs. Or, when you say the US will pay no more than the lowest cost worldwide is that taking into account the relative strength of the currencies?

Sigh .. so what is it Bessant? Did you have productive talks with China that did not result in any actual agreement? Or is there now an agreement and if so why won't you say anything about what the agreement is? Why do we get the constant feeling that we (the American public) are being played ....

Trump obviously thinks that everything donated to his Presidential Library will remain his property for him to access and use as private citizen. Sigh … big surprise that he doesn’t get the idea of presidential libraries either. Look for him to donate the resolute desk to his library too …

Hoping Zelenskyy isnt about to fall for the classic KGB trick of meeting with Putin in person? Does he really trust Putin enough to risk a face to face?

"US trade talks with China were "productive" says Bessant. TRANSLATION: They were a complete bust and got nowhere. China saying it will not be bullied.

He seriously thinks Mattel is a country ... we are doomed

We don't need trade deals with countries that we have a trade surplus with, yet apparently that is the only deal the amazing Art of the Deal guy can make ... one we don't need.

So much of what he does shows his low IQ, but despite that, evidence of just how stupid he is comes as a shock. He watches a movie about Alcatraz and thinks the story is true and bases a presidential order on the movie he saw? This is going to be a long 4 years …

Kristi Noem says people without a Real ID will still be able to fly tomorrow ... then she added, "one way" then she added, "to El Salvador" (or she might as well have given the way this administration has been acting...)

Not yet verified, but it is being said the decision to reopen Alcatraz came shortly after the streaming movie Escape From Alcatraz ended that was showing in the area he lives in. Next week's movie Godzilla vs Kong, can't wait for that Ex Order. www.thedailybeast.com/moviemaker-d...

STEP 1: Populate Justice Department with people who only do what you tell them to. STEP 2: Say you don't know about bringing mistakenly deported people home or if you should follow the constitution because your 'lawyers' haven't told you yet. STEP 3: Pat self on back for being so very very clever.

It is hard for most people to relate to, but you do realize that Donald Trump has probably never in his adult life ever been into a grocery store? Or possibly virtually any store at all. At his level of wealth everything is brought to him by delivery or staff going out to buy it. So he has no clue.

Spoke like a true out of touch oligarch, Trump says so kids who usually have 30 dolls will have to make do with only 2 dolls. Aside from the asinine example, what about the kids who can only afford one or two dolls? No dolls for you? Or No Ken Do as the Guardian put it? Kids must suffer is the msg.

If Trump understands what photoshop is and knows the image was manipulated but still claims it is real then he does not qualify to be in the highest office. If he doesn't understand but simply believes what his staff say about the tattoos, then he does not meet the minimum criteria to be President.

Has it occurred to you yet that behind the scenes his helpers are lying to him because they are scared to tell him the truth? And this is why he repeats flat-out lies in interviews, because he actually thinks they are true? Price of eggs, gas, etc gone down? MS13 actually written on that guy's hand?

Close call ... we had almost clicked send on restarting our subscription to Washington Post when the news broke that Amazon does not actually have a spine after all.

What Trump has broken (so far) in his first 100 days explained in 10 charts english.elpais.com/usa/2025-04-...

Astute observation

Asking DeepSeek: Does president trump own a black suit? Yes, former President Donald Trump has been seen wearing black suits on multiple occasions. While he is more commonly associated with navy or dark blue suits, he has worn black suits for certain events, interviews, and public appearances.

It's the astounding stupidity that is most annoying. Saying you want more women to have babies and yet cutting funding to the department doing research into women's health .. you can't make this stuff up.

Even intelligent people can be stupid at times. Take the sudden rise of talk about global birth rates being down. How it is important to encourage more babies to be born so 'humanity is not destroyed.' How it is important to get rid of birth control, abortion, give $5000 for each new baby ..

Harris promises $6,000 to every new parent of a child. MAGA crowd say that's crazy socialism, bad! Trump steals Harris' idea and suggests $5,000 MAGA say how wonderful he is, what a great idea. Sigh ...

JD Vance insists on meeting with Pope Pope dies

Reminds us of the use of a Sharpie to show where a hurricane was going to go ... But note, this was not annotated by Trump. It is not his handwriting. So who is really pulling the strings (making the decisions) in the White House and has the authority to post on behalf of the WH? Miller?

Enablers ...

How am I meant to get him back to the US? Smuggle him in? No fly Airforce One to the local airport, open doors, escort the person sent there in error and fly him back to Mira Lago for now

Since no one else is saying it, we’ll say it again. Are we sure this is about tax cuts for the rich when the rich already get around paying any taxes?

It’s rare to see two people so perfectly radiating the joy of Christ.

So many examples of people over 6ft1" who are clearly taller than Trump. So why this persistent lie? Don't answer, that is rhetorical.

One of his most persistent lies is that he is 6'3" tall. And he gets doctors to collude on this. But we have numerous photos of him next to people who are 6'1" and taller and he is shorter than all of them. We know Trump wore risers in his shoes for the longest time but hasn't been wearing of late

Hands up, which of you has a personal physician that mentions your golfing wins in his write up of your annual physical?