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thenoid.bsky.social
Calm, rational, happy Philly sports fan, and pathological liar.
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@briancgrubb.bsky.social

Careful. An Eagles blocking back wearing #57 in Kelly Green and catching balls out of the backfield might resurrect Buddy Ryan.

Eagles have to drop 40 on Flamengo now. You say Beetlejuice 3x, he shows up. I don’t make the hex rules 🤷‍♂️

NFL owners about to file a complaint that he’s circumventing the charity donation cap.

Eagles Super Bowl rings delayed. My sources say the jeweler ran out of the diamonds needed to spell out “BTA” on each ring.

@brian215.bsky.social

Couldn’t get rid of the Tush Push, so now going after the Cash Push. NFL is coming at the Eagles like they are trying to take down the T-1000.

Tush Push staying, after all the league campaigning and fan discourse, somehow feels like Philly fans and the Eagles won a third Super Bowl. The amount of annoyance empowerment this gives us is off the charts.

Eagles will play on a Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday this season. Need a Joe Webb-type reschedule to get a Tuesday game in there, too.

Me just now seeing Jordan Romero’s ERA of 10.50: “Huh, it’s that low?” Phillies bullpen, baby!

@sepinwall.bsky.social Did you bail on Mythic Quest? Curious if you watched the “Side Quest” spinoff eps. I thought they were great, especially “Pull List”

The eventual parallels between the Yankees new bats in MLB and the Eagles Tush Push in the NFL will be such a dangerous strange bedfellows situation between NY and Philly fans. The resulting unholy alliance will form a Voltron-like super villain the rest of the sports world can’t even fathom.

We got the entire Phillies experience in the first game. Very efficient!

After that post-season no-show, the Phillies using some shine from the Eagles to try and get fans stoked.

Eagles squeezing out every salary cap dollar they can find.

Short field should be the 10th position.

Carson Wentz had to watch his team get steam-rolled by his former team in the SB (Eagles, Philadelphia), then had KC jump on a QB that can’t currently pass a physical instead of bringing him back. Yikes.

Stone-cold killer behind that quiet demeanor 🫡

Weirdo Pats fans can turn their attention to Metcalf for a realistic possibility and put down the AJ Brown fan-fiction.

Amon-Ra St. Brown furiously recruiting Cortes to the Lions.

@treblaw.bsky.social Acho wants to know if this happened on your shift.

Slim pickings for my Philadelphia Eagles credit card reward redemption. A signed Kirk Cousins Super Bowl (??) mini helmet for what equates to $250 in points? There couldn’t possibly be a more useless item on Earth 🤣

“Eagles tush push is a rugby play, not football.” Current place kicking was a “soccer play.” Teams realized it improved FG% and adapted. Tush push is the same evolution of the QB sneak. Figure out how to use/stop it instead of crying it should be banned.

It’s week 22 of the 2049 regular season, and Jalen Hurts, Jr. is behind the NFL’s first woman all-pro, Wyatt Kelce, making the coach of the Amsterdam Red Deer whine and cry as the Philadelphia Eagles run the Tush Push for a TD in the 6th quarter of their 9am Wednesday game.

IN!

2017: Vikings 2022: 49ers 2024: Packers Every time the Eagles make a Super Bowl, they break a franchise’s collective brains.