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The names Derek. Father of two, husband of one, 16 year Navy vet, veteran of both OIF and OEF, PNW enjoyer, gamer, tad bit of a stoner, blah blah blah. I’m here because fuck Twitter that’s why. I believe in science and social progression.
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Did Tesla receive a search warrant for this information? It was a rental too, so how many other people’s data were revealed? www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...

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Used chatGPT to write a limerick about my old manager Tom being a POS and having his whole team quit on him. Now I’m gonna send it to him on a condolence card with some flowers. Too petty or just petty enough?

I really dread coming to the VA. All these old white fucks who peaked during their military service, wearing their ‘thank-me-for-my-service’ swag and topping the look off with the occasional MAGAt hat and/or Trump bumper sticker on their mobility scooter.

@netflix.com are y’all working on the Brian Thompson crime drama (or docu-series) yet? Call it ‘Claim Denied’ or something.

What's the weirdest nonsense your red state governor has gotten up to? My red state governor helped fund a creationist museum that has a diorama showing Noah putting stegosaurs on the ark.

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one of my life hacks for avoiding assassination is not enriching myself through the ruination and enfeeblement of millions of people. So far so good!

Saw some pearl-clutching about "dehumanizing" because of an angry post about health insurers. Here's some real dehumanizing: UnitedHealthcare uses algorithmic methods to thwart access to mental healthcare. It's been found illegal in three states, but they keep using it everywhere else.

Class War graff spotted in Sydney

ABC: “NYPD finds ‘deny’ ‘defend’ ‘depose’ on shell casings where United Health CEO Brian Thompson was murdered” — seems to reference how insurance companies👇🏽deny people treatment. Especially United. abcnews.go.com/US/man-shot-...

Remember when Elon was joking about two dudes trying to assassinate Trump and not Kamala Harris? Now that CEOs are on the menu, is he still having giggling about the whole thing?

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Robinhood app is out here being an absolute savage in the news about UnitedHealthcare CEO being DOA in NYC. I guess he wasn’t “the fittest…”

BEHOLD! I bring you tidings of great joy. Deranged MAGA psychopath Marjorie Taylor Greene and unhinged MAGA lunatic Laura Loomer are still at each other’s throats, and lo, it getting good.

Republicans, grab’em by the fupa. #AI #satire #sorrynotsorry

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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life theonion.com/man-getting-...

@drlupo.bsky.social on the projector and ‘banana for scale’ on the 3D printer :)

Gideon, banana for scale.

I’ve been getting wayyyyy too much joy from listening to the MAGA FAFO stories from this holiday weekend. Grannies choosing to spend their MAGA children’s inheritance money on living in retirement facilities rather than saving it for their ungrateful asses.

In 2014 I deployed to Afghanistan for my 2nd combat tour. As our bus left the air base my wife called me to tell me our daughter took her first steps. I had missed them by less than an hour. So glad I missed out on so much just to have American’s turn their backs on my family.

Just had a coworker lump trans and gender fluid people together with furries.

My wife leaves shuffle hints to what she wants in some of the weirdest places…

Rather than being purely negative on here. I’ll occasionally share some cat/dog pics.

They won, and the right is attacking each other as if they lost. Milo Yayaywhateverthefuckhisnameis goes on Tim Cesspool’s show and says he was PAID to get Laura Loomer out of Donny’s inner circle, that she claims to have blown Trump, and that she can’t own a gun because she’s document as crazy.

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I’d rather have graffiti covering my house than grifters selling crypto @ the Whitehouse, listen to drug users about life on the streets than hear sex abuser’s names on congressional roll sheets, and rather see a convicted felon sent to prison than hear about how the GOPs orange Jesus has risen.

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BREAKING NEWS: Trump’s new AG pick, Pam Bondi, received $115,000 USD a MONTH lobbying for Qatar! How many of his cabinet members are foreign agents?

Turkey of terror!

So we are having our family Turkey dinner on Sunday and I’m kind of terrified. Half of my family are targets of Trump and his goons and the other half voted for him. I will not be tolerant of the intolerant, and I sure as shit won’t sit in silence any longer. Hoping for peace, ready for war.

Don't limit the political perspectives you read, instead have an open mind and read the political perspectives served to you by the algorithm controlled by the billionaire right-hand man of the billionaire president-elect of the United States of America