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Angry building, okay husband, exemplary cat owner. I guess I’m here now. He/him
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submitted 14 hours ago • 11 comments

I am an adjunct professor (for a living if you can call it that), and I am more working-class than a hundred fucking car dealership owners because I'll work until I drop dead, I'll probably never own a home, and spend like six of my ten-hour work day on my fucking feet talking to people nonstop.

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

The winning Eurovision song should be patched into Expedition 33 as battle music.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

[yelling over club music] I said grief is a rain that falls on everything

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

This is good, right?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Final update: After becoming convinced that she had seen the book and was now playing mind games with me, I confessed and presented the book to her as a belated birthday gift a few weeks ago. She was equal parts perplexed and annoyed, which is the ratio I aim for as a dopey husband.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Nadella's dream is to be uploaded to the cloud so he can streamline his AI workflows, otherwise known as the worst ending in Cyberpunk 2077

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Eurovision is great because it’s like someone figured out how to make Final Fantasy X-2 real.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I think one big loss in the collapse of the Dark Universe films is that we will never have Javier Bardem in full Frankenstein makeup doing the into video for a rollercoaster.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Im having way to much fun with this

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

fuck off

submitted 3 days ago • 439 comments

Andor reveals that these two are actually the same character.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Local Central PA friends: If you have a few bucks to give, Tempest Productions (the organizers of Central PA Theatre & Dance Fest) could use a donation in the final hours of Centre Gives! centregives.org/organization...

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Hasbro, please give us a Black Series 4-pack of Imperial/First Order Door Technicians.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

You're telling me this dude is called HAMMER and he's walking around with AXES? This movie is an abject failure.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Let 👏 Robert 👏 draw 👏 Magic 👏 cards 👏

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

me, ending a ten-minute monologue about how i bred ox in tibet: …but anyway, enough of my yakkin’! my wife, pinching the bridge of her nose: did you… did you spend two years breeding ox in tibet *just* so you could do that joke? me: yes my wife: THE KIDS THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored theonion.com/you-can...

submitted 4 days ago • 36 comments