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The bathroom penguin is THRILLED with the new wall color!! #tuxedocat #bathroompenguin #BruciferWayne #cutecat

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One step closer to living my dream!!! Introducing: Meowtessori Academy! My new Happy Cat Consulting appointments will flip the script—now it’s MY turn to learn all about YOUR cats! You can learn more and schedule on my website! 🥳 thepawtistics.com/meowtessori #CatsofBluesky

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Headbumps from a cat Floki's size are STRONG, and I adore them. 🥹🧡 #mademesmile #cutecatvideo #flokivonthunderpaws #snuggles

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I am so happy to be back to yelling my cat again. 😆😍🧡🥳 #flokivonthunderpaws #funnycatvideo #cutecatvideo #catsbeingweird #mademesmile

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Expectation vs. Reality 😂 #pokemon #fail #expectationvreality #mademelaugh

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

My cat is really good at making people uncomfortable. 😂 #funnycatvideo #cutecatvideo #catsbeingweird #mademesmile #tuxedocat

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Thank you so much for all your encouragement and kindness. Here's an update on Floki. 🧡 #flokivonthunderpaws #mainecoon #update

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

This behavior is left over from his ancestors' days on the hunt! Its one of the less common sounds from Mr. Mushu the Meatball. #catsbeingweird #cutecatvideo #funnycatvideo #MushuTheMeatball #catswhochirp

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

He and the rest of the kitties have minor viral colds that we're monitoring closely. They're currently getting extra love and lysine supplements for their immune system. We will be back to our regularly scheduled shenanigans shortly!! #CatHealth #CatMedicine #FlokiVonThunderpaws

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Send happy thoughts and cross your whiskers that he feels better soon. ❤️‍🩹 #flokivonthunderpaws #mainecoon

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

"GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS"

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck MDD. #depression #clinicaldepression #invisibledisabilities

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Here's my cats and their illegal names. #flokivonthunderpaws #catnicknames #funnycatvideo #mademesmile #catsbeingweird #cutecatvideo

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Idk if I've mentioned this before, but I have a discord for cat people! discord.gg/fWtxGuk7

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of starstuff. - Carl Sagan, Cosmos

submitted 25 days ago • 231 comments

Yall have no idea how many videos have gone unposted on here because I have forgotten to come back after a video has finished processing. 🙈 This platform is not exactly adhd friendly for creators.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

If you were given the opportunity to choose to have either a jet pack or a hat with cat ears, what color would your hat be?

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

They are evenly matched and oh-so-entertaining. 😆 I can't believe I finally caught them doing a full lap. #funnycatvideo #cutecats #MushuTheMeatball #mademesmile

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Pawsitively Purrfect 🤣 #catsofbluesky

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

I love this cat and his basket more than he loves his slinky. 🥹🧡😆 #FunnyCatVideo #cutecatvideo #mademesmile #FlokiVonThunderpaws #catsbeingweird

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Today is my cat's birthday. Please applaud. 🙏🏻 #cutecatpicture #flokivonthunderpaws #birthdaycat

submitted 32 days ago • 3 comments

Exciting Mews!!! My brand new book, Nine Lives, is now available for pre-order on Kindle! a.co/d/eY3b9Lf Don't have a Kindle? That's okay! I will be releasing a paperback edition with a signing option and (most likely) a pdf version as well for additional accessibility.

submitted 32 days ago • 2 comments

If ice is a rock.... is water molten lava? 👀 Discuss. #CatnipThoughts #geology #FlokiVonThunderpaws

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Whoops! Floki got in front of the book cover. 😅 Oh well! Keep your eyes open this Sunday, because I'm dropping a MAJOR update!! If you don't want to wait, it is available as early access right meow on my Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/offici... #BookUpdate #IndieAuthor #FlokiVonThunderpaws

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I can't believe I almost didn't take Mushu with me. 🧡 I regret nothing. Happy (belated) national adoption shelter pet day! #mademesmile #cutekittens #adoptionstory #zoomies #mushuthemeatball

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

LMS if you like cats more than people.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

To call Francis “the peoples pope“ implies that the Catholic Church knows that previous popes weren’t that into people

submitted 38 days ago • 463 comments

Welcome to America. Women cannot choose what to do with their bodies, but at least now we can choose to pay more money for different seats. #MyBodyMyChoice #SouthwestAirline #YourSeatYourChoice

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

🙏🏻

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Just another morning of Cat FRAPs with Floki Von Thunderpaws. 😂 Maybe I should get him another tent for his birthday. #funnycatvideo #zoomies #mademesmile #catsbeingweird #FlokiVonThunderpaws

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Absolutely the FUCK not. #SayNoToAI

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

And to think I almost left this tiny Mushu meatball at the rescue. 😭😍🧡 This was my first night with him and Popper. If you're seeing this and you've been considering getting a cat, this is your sign to do it. (Only do it if you're financially prepared and ready to commit.) #adoptionstory

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

What is your favorite way to describe cat FRAPs? #FlokiVonThunderpaws #catsbeingweird #mademesmile #funnycatvideo #zoomies

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

Physics is plural. So what is one physic? #CatnipThoughts

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Jesus tap-dancing titty-fucking cinnamon toast FUCK. We need a new hell for all these sickos because me and my buds are not gonna share the same hell as them.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments