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All cats are beautiful.

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While it's true that when you book a cat consultation with me, you'll probably see the cats, it's important to remember that the focus should be on making YOUR cat as happy as can be! 😍 Learn more on my website! thepawtistics.com/meowtessori #catsofbksy #catbehavior #happycats

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I thought kittens were supposed to sleep a lot. Apparently my cat didn't get that memo. #cutecatvideo #catsbeingweird #mademesmile #funnycatvideo #flokivonthunderpaws

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New Muppet just dropped. #FlokiVonThunderPaws #funnycats #Muppet

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My cat??? A JOKE?????? That's quackers. #FlokiVonThunderpaws #MadeMeSmile #fluffycat #cutecat #inflatableduck

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Not taking anything away from Senator Padilla because he was treated atrociously But I JUST want to remind everyone that the Congresswoman LaMonica McIver, a Black woman, was just indicted for just asking questions at an ICE detention center in her state Keep that same energy of support for her

submitted 5 days ago • 709 comments

The first U.S. bishop appointed by Pope Leo XIV—a refugee himself—is mobilizing priests to accompany migrants at immigration court on June 20. (Via Christopher Hale)

submitted 5 days ago • 634 comments

Black cats are not bad luck, but they ARE great at disguising themselves. #funnycatvideo #blackcat

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Vet med folks, please confirm these super official cat part names. #funnycatvideo #catanatomy #catatomy101 #vetmed #catcontentcreator

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I am an indoor cat.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

ANSWERS: 1. Floki 2. Mushu 3. Bruce 4. Mushu 5. Floki 6. Popper 7. Floki 8. Mushu 9. Mushu 10. Bruce

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Top Ten Weirdest Things I've Yelled At My Cats Recently Which one made you laugh the hardest? #mademesmile #funnycatvideo #flokivonthunderpaws #cutecatvideo #catsbeingweird

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The harbor seals at the @Georgia Aquarium are my favorite. 😆 Big-time orange cat energy. #HarborSeal #MrSealYoGirl #mademesmile

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The bathroom penguin is THRILLED with the new wall color!! #tuxedocat #bathroompenguin #BruciferWayne #cutecat

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

One step closer to living my dream!!! Introducing: Meowtessori Academy! My new Happy Cat Consulting appointments will flip the script—now it’s MY turn to learn all about YOUR cats! You can learn more and schedule on my website! 🥳 thepawtistics.com/meowtessori #CatsofBluesky

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Headbumps from a cat Floki's size are STRONG, and I adore them. 🥹🧡 #mademesmile #cutecatvideo #flokivonthunderpaws #snuggles

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I am so happy to be back to yelling my cat again. 😆😍🧡🥳 #flokivonthunderpaws #funnycatvideo #cutecatvideo #catsbeingweird #mademesmile

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Expectation vs. Reality 😂 #pokemon #fail #expectationvreality #mademelaugh

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My cat is really good at making people uncomfortable. 😂 #funnycatvideo #cutecatvideo #catsbeingweird #mademesmile #tuxedocat

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Thank you so much for all your encouragement and kindness. Here's an update on Floki. 🧡 #flokivonthunderpaws #mainecoon #update

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

This behavior is left over from his ancestors' days on the hunt! Its one of the less common sounds from Mr. Mushu the Meatball. #catsbeingweird #cutecatvideo #funnycatvideo #MushuTheMeatball #catswhochirp

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

He and the rest of the kitties have minor viral colds that we're monitoring closely. They're currently getting extra love and lysine supplements for their immune system. We will be back to our regularly scheduled shenanigans shortly!! #CatHealth #CatMedicine #FlokiVonThunderpaws

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Send happy thoughts and cross your whiskers that he feels better soon. ❤️‍🩹 #flokivonthunderpaws #mainecoon

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

"GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS"

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Fuck MDD. #depression #clinicaldepression #invisibledisabilities

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Here's my cats and their illegal names. #flokivonthunderpaws #catnicknames #funnycatvideo #mademesmile #catsbeingweird #cutecatvideo

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Idk if I've mentioned this before, but I have a discord for cat people! discord.gg/fWtxGuk7

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of starstuff. - Carl Sagan, Cosmos

submitted 37 days ago • 230 comments

Yall have no idea how many videos have gone unposted on here because I have forgotten to come back after a video has finished processing. 🙈 This platform is not exactly adhd friendly for creators.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

If you were given the opportunity to choose to have either a jet pack or a hat with cat ears, what color would your hat be?

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

They are evenly matched and oh-so-entertaining. 😆 I can't believe I finally caught them doing a full lap. #funnycatvideo #cutecats #MushuTheMeatball #mademesmile

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Pawsitively Purrfect 🤣 #catsofbluesky

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I love this cat and his basket more than he loves his slinky. 🥹🧡😆 #FunnyCatVideo #cutecatvideo #mademesmile #FlokiVonThunderpaws #catsbeingweird

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Today is my cat's birthday. Please applaud. 🙏🏻 #cutecatpicture #flokivonthunderpaws #birthdaycat

submitted 44 days ago • 3 comments

Exciting Mews!!! My brand new book, Nine Lives, is now available for pre-order on Kindle! a.co/d/eY3b9Lf Don't have a Kindle? That's okay! I will be releasing a paperback edition with a signing option and (most likely) a pdf version as well for additional accessibility.

submitted 44 days ago • 2 comments

If ice is a rock.... is water molten lava? 👀 Discuss. #CatnipThoughts #geology #FlokiVonThunderpaws

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Whoops! Floki got in front of the book cover. 😅 Oh well! Keep your eyes open this Sunday, because I'm dropping a MAJOR update!! If you don't want to wait, it is available as early access right meow on my Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/offici... #BookUpdate #IndieAuthor #FlokiVonThunderpaws

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