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YEEEESSSSSSS GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE

Yesterday in Pasadena CA, elderly people were randomly scooped up at gunpoint by ICE at a bus stop next to a strip mall where we take our kid to get donuts all the time. All because they looked “illegal.” From ABC7 on Weds June 18th 2025.

*gasps* I’m shocked. Mystified even. It’s almost like it takes a long time to get a doctor to even believe you, then make sure you transition at a pace safe for your body to handle. Who could’ve guessed.

That’s a 588% increase in civilian casualties in 100 days from the peace candidate.

WATCH: Rep. Justin Jones honors Lynne McFarland— the 80yo woman who made national news when troopers carried her out of committee in protest of the cruel @SenBoWatson @WilliamLamberth bill to keep undocumented kids out of school.

Even Mother Nature can’t keep Memphis down

We’ve still got a sundowning president, we’re still illegally occupying territories, we’re still engaging in several genocides. Only difference is they’re also sabotaging our own government. Ffs

This one hasn’t aged great

Spot stealer, even with both his knees messed up. #TPLOsurgery #recovery #labrador

WATCH — Memphis CAP vs. Musk’s XAI Supercomputer: “The city council voted to allow the sale of more land to Elon even as the community asked them not to… Greater Memphis Chamber must be scared of something, because now they have spies recording our conversations…”

WATCH: “I tell her daddy’s working, but she calls me a liar. Next week she turns 5.” 💔 Is this who we are? Never mind, don’t answer that. 🇺🇸 😕 More: apnews.com/article/trum...

🚨 Trump just illegally fired the two democratic FTC commissioners… www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...

Even if they push their heads down, we see their faces. They are people that matter, and our government is treating them worse than animals. I did not vote for this, I do not want this, and I refuse to stay silent while other human beings are criminalized for existing. Fuck you, Trump.

Dictator shit

Wow — Trump pardoned former Tennessee Republican State Senator Kelsey, found guilty of federal campaign finance crimes. He had reported to prison 2 weeks ago. Yet another example of Republicans who pledge fealty to Trump being above the law. Context: www.msn.com/en-us/crime/...

ICYMI — “They’re going after our children.” Lamberth & Watson’s cruel bill to block undocumented kids from schools passed House subcommittee today. It will be in house and senate committees next week. Protestors will be back. Full: www.wsmv.com/2025/03/11/b...

WATCH: “LET US LEARN! LET US LEARN!” Immigrant kids at the Tennessee Capitol protested Lamberth & Watson’s cruel bill that seeks to make the Supreme Court let Republicans block undocumented kids from schools nationwide. From TIRRC: www.facebook.com/share/1CLehJ...

The list of people/orgs #MahmoudKhalil can sue just grew a little bit. Also, @CNN is gross for turning to this guy for *analysis*.

HAPPENING NOW: Rep. William Lamberth’s bill to block undocumented kids from going to school - aimed at overturning Plyler @ the Supreme Court - is up in a House Subcommittee 👇🏽😳

If angry mobs are so dangerous why did you applaud pardoning 1,500 January 6 rioters? Wait my bad, you don’t give a shit. This is all a game designed to drive us mad and murder us. Got it.

He knows his WORTH. Good for Dennis.

A foreign ruler tries to tell Canada what we can and can't do. Imagine the cheek. #elbowsup www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/poli...

Hey, if you're struggling to get by in this terrible economy, becoming a Senator or House Rep is a 174k salary gig. Primary your feckless democratic party representative today!

Told BlueCross Blueshield Customer Service about Squarespace today to fix their dogshit unusable website. Hope they use my offer code 🤞

i’d give him everything. 😍

FUCK RONALD REAGAN

We only rate dogs. This is clearly a state-of-the-art home security system. Not sure how you got those confused. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10

This motherfucker really confused shalom with aloha.

*Hangs on to this tweet for when he announces yet another farmer bailout*

“Christians are being persecuted.” -My white, cis, Christian, Baby Boomer, father says to me, his disabled trans kid. I hate to break it to you sir, but you are the majority power in the US.

WATCH: “Not even an hour!” KANSAS Rep. Roger Marshall leaves his own town hall after voters on both sides of the aisle express concern about veterans being fired from their federal worker jobs.

Scotland Frees Hundreds Of Inmates To Ease Overcrowding theonion.com/scotlan...

This is Buster. He's having the best day ever. Gets to play in the pool AND get rained on at the same time. 13/10 every lab's dream

DOGE By The Numbers theonion.com/doge-by...

#Arcane #Jayvik

youtu.be/77EIzrJHROs?...

Artist Profile: Kendrick Lamar theonion.com/artist-...

The face of a man yearning for food while falling asleep at the same time.

Big Companies in 2020: "We are committed to learning & growing. Here is our plan to support diversity and inclusion in our company." The same big companies in January of 2025: "WHEW! GLAD THAT'S OVER!" *Tosses diversity plan and staff out*

#jayvik #jayccetalis #viktor #arcane Hoptal.

Have a side eye #labrador

SPOILERS FOR ARCANE SEASON TWO: We really should’ve known that Viktor was the mage once he started carving runes into himself. #Arcane #ArcaneSeason2 #Viktor #ViktorArcane #ArcaneSpoilers