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thepyrodragon.bsky.social
LEGAL DISCLAIMER: This is a satire account. I'm just a silly little guy. ------------------------------------------- CIS-Bi Male, 1984 Hella LGBTQIA+ Supportive Pro BLM & ANTIFA Pro Socialism Anti-Ignorance I outright hate Clowns, Pants & Gravity.
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If you must use gendered generalized pronouns, here's some good options: • Guys, Guyettes and Non-Guynaries • Bruhs, Bruhettes and Non-Bruhnaries • Fellas, Fellettes and Non-Fellanies

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So lately I've only been watching movies that either I have or have not seen, and I've been refusing to start any new series because starting a new series seems like it is way too much of a commitment for something that I won't even see the end of because we're all going to die soon.

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What if we finally got proof that Black Holes really do condense down to the size of a single atom and then explodingly birth an entire new universe, and then we renamed them Pink Holes or Black Holussy?

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Do you remember former Chinese Fascist dictator Mao Zedong? Do you think anyone ever called him "Mouse Dong"?

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In a roundabout way, you could say I'm immeasurably dissatisfied when any city installs traffic circles in place of four-way or two-way stops, claiming it will be a safer, more efficient way to control traffic, without ever even 𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑚𝑝𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 to teach the driving public how to properly use them.

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𝐏𝐑𝐎 𝐓𝐈𝐏: Though Nature can be beautiful, you should NEVER, EVER attempt to pet or feed natural disasters.

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We, the LGBTQIA+ Community should start getting more aggressive in our outwardness. I say that this year we should take over May as well as June. Start sneaking into the surrounding months just like Christmas did.

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Remember, this coming Sunday is Sinday Sunday! If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing!

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Happy Trans Visibility Day! All Trans characters must roll Stealth Checks at disadvantage.

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PRO TIP: Instead of using the phrase "Late-Stage Capitalism" to describe the current type of economy in the US, call it what it actually is - "Predatory Capitalism" or just "Capitalism"

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I like my women like I like my brownies. Full of chocolate chips and weed, covered in rich fudge and just hot enough to start melting. (This might not actually be about women, I might just want a weed brownie)

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Hear Me Out: I don't think it's wrong, but some say it's racist to keep kids from different ethnicities from swimming together in the same pool, even if the pool was used for cooling fuel rods in nuclear power plants. But to me, skin color isn't the issue, nobody should be swimming in those pools.

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